Did Trump draw on an old Hurricane Dorian forecast map with a Sharpie marker and then casually bring it up in front of the media to try to prove an incorrect tweet was actually accurate... Cory's got an idea of what probably happened. And a new game, where Cory tries to decipher something bizarre Trump has said.

Hello, this is Cory, I'm writing about this episode of The Dumpster Fire, which you can hear on a podcast player... Ridiculous? Yeah. Well, that's how Trump started his presidential storm reassurance announcement - which is not very reassuring. He's also sending Vice President Pence to Poland [because he's worthless during a natural disaster]. And what's up with Trump's low energy, and struggling to find words. Also, Trump's now former personal assistant says he wouldn't be seen in pictures with his daughter Tiffany because he thinks she's too fat.

Cory begins with a quick recap of Trump's bizarre G7 trip, including Melania's thirsty moment with Justin Trudeau, and Trump's thirsty moments about Putin... And he's pushing his resort for next year's G7, which definitely had bedbugs. Trump suggested nuking hurricanes - Cory thinks presidents need to have a way to privately ask stupid questions. And Trump has just had it with Puerto Rico being all in the ocean, you know where the hurricanes are... His arms are still sore from tossing paper towels last time. Make sure you're Following/Subscribing/etc. Thanks for listening!

The whole trying to buy Greenland from Denmark story is as perfect of an example of a dumpster fire as one could imagine... Cory goes through how it came to be, and the former actress, ex-chiropractor, conspiracy theory pushing Trump donor who is now in charge of cleaning up the diplomatic mess. Plus, Sarah Huckabee Sanders is going to be paid by Fox News to lie now, and a hilarious moment from "the chosen one's" 2016 campaign has resurfaced: when his knowledge of the Bible was tested.

Trump is obsessed with the size of his polls, boasting about the size of his New Hampshire crowd. Cory and guest host Ted Asregadoo discuss that, as well as Trump's reversal on gun regulation. And Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci is assembling a team to take out Trump; The Cast-Aside Squad. You know, like Suicide Squad... Yeah, it's not great, but it's okay. And that's fine.

At a rally in New Hampshire Trump showed he can call his supporters fat, reckless idiots and they not only won't be upset about it, they'll cheer him on. Also, Trump wants to buy Greenland and Cory's pretty sure he knows the stupid reason why... But, now Cory really wants the US to buy Greenland, also for a stupid reason.

Is Trump lying... Again. Or did he divulge state secrets... Again. Talk show host Rick Ungar of The Rick Ungar Show joins Cory to discuss Trump's reaction to a missile failure in Russia, Trump's pushing of an Epstein assassination conspiracy, Trump Junior's self own over the Chris Cuomo "Fredo" scuffle, and the Brazilian Trump is just as ignorant about science as the American Trump.

Like bad reactions to Mueller's testimony, everyone's got a hot take on impeachment, including Cory. Check that out, as well as the way Diplomat Trump has handled the A$AP Rocky case in Sweden, which is like when your mom calls your principal to try to get you out of trouble… And Trump unknowingly stood next to a mock Presidential Seal because there are heroes everywhere.

Trump either lied about something Indian Prime Minister Modi asked him, or he once again proved he can't keep a secret, plus he could win the war in Afghanistan by losing it. Also, Cory's pretty sure he now knows how Trump refers to Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez behind closed doors.

The episode begins with a Dumpster Fire presentation of the original children's story "The Angry Old Man Who Dug A Hole." Then Cory runs through the first two days after Trump's racist tweet targeting Representatives Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Rashida Tlaib.