An update on the piece of paper from the secret Mexico deal that Trump pulled from his coat pocket to flaunt and taunt, which is totally normal... But first, during the same press conference, Trump clarifies, sort of, what he said about not letting the CIA spy on North Korea… And that clarification? You guessed it, another dumpster fire…

The first rule of Secret Agreement Club is, "Don't talk about Secret Agreement Club"... Cory tells you how Trump not only talks about how there's a secret agreement with Mexico, which they deny exists because it's supposed to be a secret, but he flaunts a page of it. How do we know it's real? Because he held it up in the sunlight... It was lit up as bright as a dumpster fire.

Trump represented the U.S. abroad again... This time in Great Britain. Cory and Sean talk about his visit with the Queen, the dumb stuff he said to Piers Morgan, the dumb stuff he said in Ireland and how he's getting too much credit for simply not screwing up D-Day.

Trump gives Mexico an ultimatum over immigration. Cory and Sean talk about its vague goals, unreasonable time frames, and feckless contradictions. Trump reacts to Mueller's statement that changed nothing with an obvious change. And with an ignorant greeting, a John McCain-named ship and a North Korea-Joe Biden tweet, his Memorial Day trip to Japan was nothing but a dumpster fire.

Not able to just let it go, the aftermath of "The Infrastructure Shakedown" was even more of a dumpster fire. Cory and Sean talk about Trump's a bizarre, aggressive 36-hour campaign to prove how calm he was, while he was attacking Speaker Nancy Pelosi. And due to an oversight, Sean never got to expand on his views on impeachment in the last episode, so we remedy that. Bonus: a senator said these words, "...urinate or get off the pot."

Infrastructure is supposed to be boring... But not with this dumpster fire of an administration. Cory and Sean discuss how Trump is trying to extort the Democrats investigating him, and talk about where they stand on impeachment. Also, was Trump senior advisor Jared Kushner compromised by the WhatsApp hack? Yeah, probably, right?

Trump hopes we don't go to war with Iran... Cory and Sean talk about how he sounds more like an old man on his porch than a President. Worth noting: he's on his porch when he says it. Also... Trump's merit-based immigration plan lacks merit, and energy. Trump and Republicans think social media is out to get them, while Ted Cruz thinks it might be space pirates. Trump's response to the anti-choice laws is a continuation of his ignorance, a Michael Flynn voicemail says the game is not over, and a court rules Trump's decision making process is “arbitrary and capricious,” aka a dumpster fire...

Trump Junior has been subpoenaed by the Senate Intelligence Committee - the Republican led one - and Trump is very surprised because his son is a good boy; Cory and Sean discuss how "The Father" is reacting to that. Also, Trump accuses the Obama administration of letting China get away with "murder;" that's an interesting thing to say considering Khashoggi. And Trump literally wrote the book on how to be a successful business person... Maybe he didn't read it?

Russian President Vladimir Putin smiled about meddling in the 2016 election on a call with Trump, who seemed delighted to tell the story next to the Slovak Prime Minister, which is awkward. And, Attorney General William Barr must be enjoying all this pain and humiliation, because like Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark he's affected nothing but his role in the dumpster fire…

Trump spoke at an NRA event... Nuff said? Cory navigates across a sea of nonsensical claims and rambling proclamations about guns, treaties and the second amendment. And what we can expect from Trump's 2020 campaign rhetoric. The speech was just a giant mess of a dumpster fire...