Trump can’t even do a simple, lay-up White House event, with kids... Will someone think about the children? Not Trump. Cory talks about the White House Easter Egg Roll, where the President of the United States stated as fact that a lot of people lied to special counsel investigators. And, ouch, Trump's son-in-law, Jared Kushner, finds out how “dad” really feels about him. Also, Trump orders his staff to boycott the White House Correspondents’ Dinner to prove that everyone will follow him into a dumpster fire.

The Mueller Report proves Sarah Sanders has a very slippery tongue (gross); Cory discusses how we have an admitted liar as the spokesperson for The President of the United States. He also goes through he favorite story, so far, from the report about Trump holding onto a resignation letter from Jeff Sessions, and a lie, of course; the story starts with a correction of a popular narrative about the now famous, "I'm fucked" line from the report. Plus, Trump's reaction and rebuttal to the Mueller Report... It's all a dumpster fire.

If Trump wants to work toward the denuclearization of North Korea... Cool. But treating the leader of a brutal regime like he’s your long-lost best friend, your younger, drug-addicted brother who you’re so proud they finally started going to meetings, the hottest person at the bar that you can’t believe chose to talk to you… Well, that’s just a dumpster fire… Plus, Trump doesn't think Kim Jong-un knew about Otto Warmbier, he made fun of a U.S. senator with foreign leaders and his response to Michael Cohen's testimony was typical, you know, dumb.

Cory and Sean talk about how a lot of people don't think there really is a national emergency at the U.S.-Mexico border, including Trump, who is rallying his troops for the War of 2020 with "socialist" California. Also, Trump is eerily calm about the forthcoming Mueller Report, and a gross example of how he doesn't care about optics and how it really does matter. But first off, an empty applause break as Pence sends Trump's greetings abroad is more than just an embarrassment, it's the product of the dumpster fire in which we are all living.

It's obvious Trump doesn't prep for speeches as an embarrassing gaffe at the National Prayer Breakfast punctuates after the ridiculously long, boring, rambling, World War II heavy State of the Union. Plus, Trump's call for unity ends as a new feud with House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff begins, Trump's scheduled Executive Time, and the red button on the Oval Office desk.

Trump continues to insult the intelligence community, irresponsibly sowing doubt and distrust with needless knee-jerks - Cory and Sean run through the latest calamity and figure out (in seconds) how he could have handled it better. They also run through Bolton's notepad blunder... Are we going to war? And Don Jr. totally trolled Twitter people fell for it, including us, but that's okay, they explain why they think he'll be indicted shortly.

Trump and Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi are flexing, in letter form, over how and where the State of the Union will be delivered. Cory and Sean break that down along with ideas on how Trump could end the Shutdown and not look like a chump… to his base, that ship has sailed for 64% of America. And, just for fun, according to a new book called Team of Vipers by former Trump communications official Cliff Sims, like all of the above, the way Trump handled a video conference with the International Space Station was… a Dumpster Fire.

After the Chief of Staff job became available, no one seemed to want it. Cory and Sean talk about how Trump "hires the best people." Also, the Trump inauguration committee is being investigate because where'd all that money go... And a former Apprentice employee says Trump snorts meth.

Even a simple briefing turns into a mess with the Trump administration. Was the CIA director blocked? Some people say no, others yes... Who's lying? Is it a cover-up? Everyone? Yes? Cory and Sean try to figure out what's going on. Also, John Bolton gives a dumb answer to an obvious questions, and Trump purposefully tanked GM's stock.

Trump claims he's done more for the military than any other U.S. President, and yet he continually insults and demeans those who have served; Cory and Sean run through how Trump has handled military relations. Also, Trump chooses business over justice for Jamal Khashoggi, Ivanka has become "Crooked Ivanka," and an unusual choice for the White House Corespondent's Dinner.