The Multiverse Employee Handbook

The Employee Guide to Planetary Termination, A Towel Day Special


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Don't panic! In honor of Douglas Adams, we present the universe's most efficient methods for serving humanity an "Existence Eviction Notice."


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From satellite debris cascades trapping us behind a barrier of our own technological waste to dark matter filaments, geomagnetic tantrums, and stellar catastrophes—we rank cosmic doom scenarios by survival probability. Join our quantum-superposed panic management specialist as they explain why knowing where your towel is might be your only comfort when the universe decides to rearrange your atoms into something considerably less conscious. Remember: in the face of inevitable cosmic catastrophe, the most important words are still "DON'T PANIC"—and perhaps "where's my towel?"

AI Transparency: In a universe of AI-generated content, we believe in being transparent about what's human and what's not. Your time is valuable, and you deserve to know what you're experiencing. The narrator, David, is a professional voice actor who has digitized his voice through ElevenLabs' voice cloning technology and is fairly compensated for his vocal performance. Thumbnails are created with OpenAI, and music/sound effects come from Pixabay (which are generated by human artists - not AI). Everything else-the writing, jokes, research, sound editing, and interdimensional coffee consumption, is 100% human-made by a human.


This episode contains affectionate references to Douglas Adams’ The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. This podcast is not affiliated with or endorsed by the estate of Douglas Adams, its publishers, or rights holders. All references are made in homage, satire, and celebration of Adams’ cultural impact on science fiction and absurdist humor.

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