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*There were some setbacks in my preparation to do this you. However, because I am the greatest human alive, I persevered.

*Thank God for the medicine I take.

*The Great Food Giveaway happens later. Local legend, Mike Ball checks in as he's getting ready to go pick up 100 hams for the event. He also fills us in on when he saw a crazy crack whore wrecking the local grocery store.

*Bennett Flooring Installation is still in the giving spirit.

*Someone posted a pic of me wearing my festive attire for the hockey game. This led to the usual bashing of me.

*There was a crazy rage out in the Griffins game last night. Friend of the show, Tim Mayer was the ref who was getting all the abuse.

*We had an incident in the house as Bruce decided to mark his territory. This was bonkers as the odor from the piss was one of the most horrible smells that have ever existed on the planet.

*Johnny and Becki Agar joined me to chat about the book the wrote called The Impossible Mile: The Power in Living Life One Step at a Time. Get it here

*Kyle from Dumpster Divers joined me for another edition of "Let's Kill!" with Kyle. Kyle did lots of word shortening and weighed in on "hooker boots."

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*A pic from 36 years ago at Fear Bunker North needs further examination. See it here.

*Yesterday was the shortest day of the year, but it's actually the longest day. Here's why

*My "math" for the Great Food Giveaway 2

*Stu McCallister discussed your old pal Eric Zane on his latest LMNO Podcast

*I had a bit of a struggle getting audience members to play along with me in sending in questions for Dear Meathead. That led to a beat up session.

*Dear Meathead BTYB JM Synthetics  Dad weighs in on several topics including wearing hooker boots

*Stu McCallister joins me to talk Upper Peninsula scum, his quest to get a new job and how to promote his Patreon.

*More creepiness from Captain Subpar

*The NFK is losing patience with The Queen of the Forest for not telling him where she's going.

*Their was potential for massive awkwardness at The YMCA.

*My buddy, Torey's incredible cancer treatment.

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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Topics:

*An in-depth description of living with The NFK.

*I had a great conversation with the recipient of The Great Flooring Giveaway. Thanks again to Bennett Flooring Installation for the wonderful generosity

*NASA nerds were excited to share "the sounds of one of Jupiter's moons" with the world. You will love this if you're into boring, annoying noises. FBHW fans will probably fine this entertaining.

*"Team Knuckle-dragger" made me an honorary member.

*Some Michigan shitheads decided to travel to Kentucky after the tornados hit. But these assholes didn't go to help.

*A lady server in Arkansas received a $2,200 tip and got fired for it

*The NYPD Christmas party lap dance debacle leads to a full breakdown of the events and the subsequent rage of a scorned wife!

*Furthermore, I discussed slutty women's attire, which pissed off some of the ladies listening / watching the show.

*Diana joined me in the studio to discuss the previous story and to give us a full report on her gynecological exam from the day before.

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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*Your money paid for the food yesterday for The Great Food Giveaway 2! I have a fantastic update.

*I announced the recipient of the 2nd Great Flooring Giveaway.

*The Detroit Lions beat a really good team and coach Dan Campbell's energy is through the roof.

*Jake Paul's knockout punch of Tyrone Woodley was devastating

*Stu McCallister went crazy on anti vaxxers in his latest LMNO Patreon Podcast.

*Great news as Biden's vaccine or mask mandate for 84 million workers is back after a 3 judge federal circuit court panel lifts stay!

*Eric Clapton again proves he's world's biggest asshole.

*If I was in charge, my mandates would be a little less forgiving.

*A crew of raging monkeys in India are killing all the dogs

*While discussing raging monkeys, I brought up the video of that sick fuck monkey riding bike in Japan who hopped off the bike and tried to steal a baby. See it here.

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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1 – 0:00:00 – Middle Names are pointless. Julius parent history. Kevin Gates. Miscellaneous Hockey. Eric can’t skate.

2 – 0:25:20 – Trump heavy prep service. Mexican street food chain; “Grab her by the taco”. Wound the EZ Show work in Canada?

3 – 0:37:09 – Legalizing Marijuana. Scott’s getting into hydroponics.

4 – 0:51:04 – Dumb questions at a press conference. Sports updates.

5 – 1:00:56 – Erratic Casey’s hot sports take (goofy listener called in skunk drunk). Wellness check during hurricane via pizza delivery.

6 – 1:09:58 – Pistons pre-season pre-quiz game.

7 – 1:21:37 – Emailer Tim rags on Casey. Shoot your mother in the back to get out of school. Listener Excuses to get out of school (with good Russ Hines joke).

8 – 1:37:10 – More getting out of school stories.

9 – 1:46:00 – Nerd core hip-hop from Jeopardy. Eric’s FB Live from yesterday (Jackie brought home puppy and kitten). Emotional support animals.

10 – 1:56:51 – Dear Meathead -- Meathead-ism of the segment: “Hey, performance is embellished too much”. Sports updates.

11 – 2:20:53 – Variety is the spice of life. Rob Brandt needs to limit his need to talk. Lebron James locker room talk. Trump wants to date a 10 year old. The Michele McCormick Show.

12 – 2:27:00 – 6 things you shouldn’t do in a public bathroom. Uncle Buck shows Eric his junk. Caledonia church group head to Haiti in time for a hurricane.

13 – 2:46:39 – 10 minutes with Huge.

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Topics:

*Ben is stressed because of Christmas.

*Making Christmas decorations when we were kids.

*Audience introductions.

*Eric's mom used to force feed him food that he hated.  This had disastrous consequences.

*Being a kid in the middle of a divorce can be very hard.

*Eric has an idea for Ben's Christmas gift giving on a budget.

*Reminiscing on when Ben got black-out drunk at Peppinos

*Movie talk.

*A Minute with Ben & Bethany

*Eric is remembering that vinyl record suck.

*Some guy in England experimented with a WWII artillery shell.  And by "experimented," I mean jammed it up his asshole.

*Bet on Ben!

*Ben's Shitty Twitter Jokes

*Audience Final Word.  Sick Fuck Dean steals the show with a call back to earlier in the week when he was also a sick fuck.

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*Plans have changed for the big Meathead Christmas get together.

*Listener "Up North Justin" reached out via text. He recently lost his father and something I said stuck with him.

*I have emotes and badges!!

*We've now raised $4,129.85 for the Great Food Giveaway 2. Venmo: @eric-zeitunian Paypal @ericzaneshow. Help me spread the word via social media to make sure everyone shows up to get the donated food. Details: Thursday, December 23 3PM Ervines Auto Repair Grand Rapids Hybrid and EV located at 4311 Stafford Avenue SW

*I have questions for how "Blind Sol" is going to assist us at The Great Food Giveaway 2. He has the volunteer spirit, but I don't want him to get greased by a passing bus.

*Chargers / Chiefs. Chargers TE Donald Parham suffers bad head injury.

*Little known facts about when Lou Gehrig was diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease.

*Patrick Mahomes' brother, Jackson is an entitled asshole.

*A brief history of Grand Rapids radio legends Dave and Geri and how FBHW now have apparently become the new Dave and Geri

*A local radio show needs a co host...Stu McCallister should try to get that gig

*There's some confusion as Joe Gassmann's eventual host replacement Kelly Cheese isn't sure what she means when audience members inform her that she "says her R's weird." I clear up the mystery.

*Holy crap...a gust of wind blew a bounce house 30 feet into the air WITH KIDS IN IT! This did not end well.

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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1 – 0:00:00 – Lots of games planned today. Ghosts. Dream of Diana’s Dad dying scares Eric. Tim Tebow performs resurrection while signing autographs.

2 – 0:21:01 – Lions are celebrating 1991 for 2 weeks.

3 – 0:33:02 – Craft beer counterpunch against religious kooks.

4 – 0:40:12 – Yooper utopia. Ken Bone saga continues. Julius foresight pisses Eric off; leads to rant. Sports updates.

5 – 0:54:50 – Boring Dean before being boring. XO Cuisine shutting down.

6 – 1:09:09 – Eric found research that convinces himself sleeping with Conner McDeedles is OK.

7 – 1:18:13 – Listeners call in for tickets with spooky stories that happened to them. Dog & Suck. Brought to you by.

8 – 1:41:16 – Listener spooky stories contest continued. BF the Reaper.

9 – 1:51:36 – Redskin controversy. Another Brought to you by moment.

10 – 2:02:45 – 5-in-10 challenge. Sports updates.

11 – 2:18:01 – Sales Manager Rich Berry promoting Delta Plex job fair.

12 – 2:30:06 – Scott Baio & Ben Carson support for Trump; don’t think their support was appreciated. Billy Bush is screwed.

13 – 2:43:10 – 10 minutes with Huge.

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*I do "color commentary" and PA work for The West Michigan Ironmen Arena football team. The games start in February and I can't wait. Get tickets here.

*I'm having second thoughts about visiting my Dad for Christmas this year.

*Some great donations rolled in for The Great Food Giveaway 2. Thank you. Venmo @eric-zeitunian, Paypal @ericzaneshow

*My Twitter engagement is low.

*There's still time to reach out and tell me why a new flooring install from Bennett Flooring Installation would be amazing.

*Zaniacs went to Bosco's Pub and I love them for it. Doug from Bosco's took a pic of the crew and it lead to hilarity. Here's the pic to give you a clear idea of what I'm making fun of.

*Follow up to yesterday's interview with Redditor

*Last night's basketball game featured some dude nobody has heard of absolutely shooting the lights out for the Fort Wayne Mad Ants

*Urban Meyer fired for being the biggest asshole in the world

*Tim Tebow had his all his powers taken from him by Jesus.

*Let's Kill! with Kyle from Dumpster Divers. Kyle talks parenting causing his brain to cook. Kyle also breaks down how thinking and dreaming can lead to brilliant ideas. Kyle shares one of the ideas and the audience tells him it's already invented and in practical use. Kyle disagrees.

*New eyedrops correct blurry vision

*Teaching Nick how to correctly do voice to text.

*I ran into Zaniac Nurse Fartoon. She wants to shoot up the asses of the patriots at the next Paintball War.

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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