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Topics:

*Omicron and the usual dumb reasons to not get vaccinated

*I'm supposed to go see my Dad soon for Christmas, but he's hesitant to have us because of COVID.

*I did PA for the Grand Rapids Gold basketball game last night. One of the dumbest things happened at the game that caused me to comment onto the microphone about how dumb it was.

*The team hates it when I'm not at the games to do PA because of a scheduling conflict.

*Some giant 7 foot man had to teach me how to say his name.

*I learned what a "moving screen" was.

*Great Food Giveaway 2 update. To help, venmo @eric-zeitunian Papal @ericzaneshow

*I had audience member known as StyxSwimChamp on Reddit join me on the show. We discussed our disagreement with how I handled the whole Joe / Ashley segment. He's another one of the dipshits who thinks Ashley should not be allowed to be on my show to discuss this.

*Kroger is doing what every American business should do when it comes to dealing with the pandemic.

*A female substitute teacher in Florida is in the news, and it's not because she's good at her job.

*I have a fool proof way to eliminate kid diddling by teachers.

*Young women needed to dress appropriately at the gym.

*Dear Meathead brought to you by JM Synthetics.

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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Topics:

*Seconds before the show, Diana accused me of losing her keys, which caused me panic.

*I hate snoring.

*I had a tumor scare with my dog, O'Neill.

*A hate listener wants to be on the podcast.

*While I asked for hate listeners, I instead got a listener who hate listens to FBHW.

*Show and tell for the audience. Zaniac Kevin's Dad looks like old Eddie Money

*What I did to keep The NFK from over-filling the coffeemaker.

*Governor Whitmer is the greatest governor in the history of The United States. Patriot Nick hired me to do a Cameo to insult her because he's an asshole.

*Oxford Schools threatened again...this time they decide to be on the safe side.

*Mr. Excitement himself, Big Dick Donnie Veltman ZOOMs in from Hawaii to discuss awesome shit going on with Full House Comedy. Don is wide open in the end zone after Dr. Grins took a shit. We discuss that, plus more on how Funny Business Agency is left holding the bag after they fucked Don over. Don's much more diplomatic about it than I am, but fuck those guys.

*Local Yokel wrestling event blurs lines, ref stabbed multiple times in head

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

Bosco's Pub, Affordable Limousine needs CDL B drivers, Johnson Carpet One Grandville, Michigan, My Policy Shop.com, Full House Comedy, Horizen Hydroponics, Shoreliners striping, Baldwin Ace Hardware, VanDyk Mortgage Mario Flores Lakeshore Team, Ervines Auto Repair / Grand Rapids Hybrid, TC Paintball GR, A&E Heating and Cooling, Blue Frost IT,

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Topics:

*I'm stoked about a sweet family member joining me on the show later.

*Tornadoes over the weekend caused total devastation. A sweet lady trapped in a fallen building went on Facebook Live and tried to keep everybody calm.

*An "Eric working on the basement" update.

*My Saturday night showed how much of a loser I am along with a horrible incident at one of the places I went to.

*My amazing nieces, Shannon and Amanda are having a fundraiser to help Oxford High School students. The ladies live near the school. They also own a jewelry business. 25% of every sale goes to organizations that are assisting in trauma care for young people affected who need professional help to help put this behind them. Check out their site here to learn more. Also, please follow them on Instagram here. Thanks

*Massive roast on Boring Dean over comments made on the chat about my nieces. This led to Kate in New Jersey somehow siding with Dean on the whole fiasco. I put both of these losers on the show to tell them how much they suck.

*Some weak kneed pansy Brit was attacked by a pack of otters.

*The Denver Broncos had a feel good moment to honor the memory of Demaryus Thomas

*Some guy's knee was destroyed in the Lions game.

*Pakistan is a shit hole. Wait till you hear how horrible they treat women.

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

Affordable Limousine needs CDL B drivers, Bosco's Pub, Johnson Carpet One Grandville, Michigan, My Policy Shop.com, Full House Comedy, Horizen Hydroponics, Shoreliners striping, Baldwin Ace Hardware, VanDyk Mortgage Mario Flores Lakeshore Team, Ervines Auto Repair / Grand Rapids Hybrid, TC Paintball GR, A&E Heating and Cooling, Blue Frost IT,

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Here's what happened on the full show available on my Patreon

1 – 0:00:00 – Cumulus power tower. WFUR; nothing says religion like FUR. Cawl and Eurly. Leif Erikson trumps Christopher Columbus (per Julius). Running into people at YMCA. Julius; strategic grenade lobber. Samsung phones are exploding.

2 – 0:20:13 – Hill Jacks from Coopersville are in trouble for poaching ducks.

3 – 0:32:57 – Apple Orchards, making pies, and Billy Bush is a douche.

4 – 0:46:10 – Julius misses the mark. Email feedback. Hating on apple picking. Eat that pie. Sports updates.

5 – 0:55:59 – Updates on the legend Ken Bone - #kenbonefacts.

6 – 1:09:55 – Halloween Survivor Game.

7 – 1:23:24 – 10 minutes with Huge.

8 – 1:35:38 – Doing donuts on live TV during hurricane. Scott Baio calls out Paul Ryan.

9 – 1:43:04 – Nathan Pesce from the Griffins.

10 – 1:57:35 – Greasing a horse. Trolling Catholic Eric. Tom Brady nude sunbathing. A monkey wants Danny DeVito’s balls. Eric and the monkeys at Gumbalimba Park (Roatan). Sports updates.

11 – 2:15:19 – Bad times to exercise. Eric college years. Diana buying Eric beer. Meeting Diana. Ronda Rousey likes penis before a fight.

12 – 2:26:17 – Revisiting Coopersville Duck Hunt from segment 2.

13 – 2:38:14 – Dave Jaconette in studio; state of the union of the show; Eric has a list. Giddy Up Grand Rapids. Breaking down age. Foot-jacking.

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Topics:

Apologies in advance...audio a little wonky. Not the end of the world, but there's a crackle here and there.

Topics:

*Audience member introductions:

*A Minute of The Ben and Bethany Show - Our heroes break down more parking woes, parking meters, rolled coins, grocery shopping and workplace refrigerators....all in 1 minute and 20 seconds.

*A YouTuber easily solved a missing persons case and made the local cops look like idiots

*Sebastian Bach's lyrics disaster 

*The mystery of the Kobe Bryant death photos.

*Bet on Ben with some masturbation stories

*Ben's Shitty Twitter Jokes

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Topics:

*Can I have a word with you hate listeners?

*New show set to premier soon on Compound Media

*I had a panic attack minutes before the show started as I forgot to voice track Big 101.3

*Diana and the divorced blonds are getting tons of dick, drinking heavily and enjoying their vacation.

*The Queen of the Forest pissed off The NFK.

*Update on The Great Food Giveaway 2. Please help Venmo: @eric-zeitunian or Paypal @ericzaneshow

*Who knew so many listeners are memards when it comes to old school video games.

*I took the Pac Man game to Kohl's to get my money back, which led to controversy.

*Ben and Eric Patreon Podcast tonight at 7 Eastern.

*Dirk bailed. I've no idea why.

*Speaking directly to Producer Joe about how enabled he is and how all of his problems are caused by him.

*Gretchen Whitmer should be the next President.

*Oxford schools facing 2, 100 million dollar lawsuits.

*Josh Duggar guilty of downloading the WORST child porn imaginable

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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Affordable Limousine needs CDL B drivers, Bosco's Pub, Johnson Carpet One Floor and Home, My Policy Shop.com, Full House Comedy, Horizen Hydroponics, Shoreliners striping, Baldwin Ace Hardware, VanDyk Mortgage Mario Flores Lakeshore Team, Ervines Auto Repair / Grand Rapids Hybrid, TC Paintball GR, A&E Heating and Cooling, Blue Frost IT,

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Here's what happened on the full show available on my Patreon

1 – 0:00:00 – Sidestepping politics, but there’s an elephant in the room (grab her by the P).

2 – 0:27:46 – Sexy Ken Bone is introduced to the world.

3 – 0:35:25 – Wolverines jail-sexing Rutgers screws restaurant on their promotion.

4 – 0:43:58 – Sports updates.

5 – 0:54:33 – Matt Philpott from Grand Army. Eric’s PA of Grand Rapids FC game plus smoke bombs. Eric wants more kids.

6 – 1:05:13 – Jared Cook from Green Bay Packers gets a chicken head with his chicken wings. Extra wet & joke ripcord.

7 – 1:17:55 – More Baldwin playing Trump on SNL. Sports updates.

8 – 1:32:37 – Pissed-off Bald Eagle stuck in the grill of car.

9 – 1:44:40 – Listeners call in about Trump’s meat tarp grab. Robert De Niro goes off on Trump.

10 – 2:01-58 – Mr. Excitement Merl from Al & Bob’s Sporting Goods.

11 – 2:12:51 – The Agars miss cut-off for Kona Ironman. Listener feedback. Trump sexist audio trying to bone chicks. More Ken Bone, please.

12 – 2:25:41 – Keeping employees motivated by reimbursing vacation expenses. Living to 125. Eric’s bit was stolen. Trump sniffs too much.

13 – 2:40:57 – 10 minutes with Huge; Ava throws dad under the bus & forces Eric’s hand.

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Topics:

*The Queen of the Forest has left me.

*The time Diana and her pals all became lesbians.

*Daisy and Bruce begin to act up.

*My bold prediction about Saint Gassmann's eventual fate.

*Life advice for Saint Gassmann.

*The time Diana dropped the hammer on me for being a drunk asshole.

*I stumble onto the story of Three Dog Night lead singer Chuck Negron. His book is called Three Dog Nightmare and can be found here. I think it's out of print, so it's super expensive.

*I was on The Boomer Bunker podcast with Boomer Bob and John Jizzmingo. Check it out here

*I lecture Boomer Bob on the importance of "show notes."

*Boomer Bob reminded me that Dimebag Darrell was killed 17 years ago on December 8. The guy was a legend who EVERYONE loved.

*The story of the time The Enablers (FBHW) and I introduced Vinnie Paul and Damage Plan on stage in Nashville.

*A quick check in from The QOTF.

*There was some trouble on the Zaniacs United Facebook page.

*John Jizzmingo decides to plant his flag in something dumb.

*Kyle from Dumpster Divers joins us and flames out!

*Some week idiots from the Buffalo Bills were butthurt at a reporter

*Stu McCallister joins me to talk about his soft Bills team.

*Police dog takes shit on Flyers logo

*The Detroit Lions locker room celebration

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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My Policy Shop.com, Back Alley Comedy Club, Shoreliners Striping, Serra Honda Grandville, Baldwin Ace Hardware, Mario Flores Lakeshore Team of VanDyk Mortgage, Gift of Life Michigan, Prince Arming, A&E Heating and Cooling,

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