Topics:

*More speculation about "whatever happened to Kevin in Muskegon?"

*I need a better mic.

*iheart stole my podcast.

*Holy hell! It's cold this morning... fall right around the corner

*"Benny the One-eye Wonder Dog" had an amazing day yesterday.

*Recapping the "Benny cancer miracle" moment.

*Megan is fostering some puppies. Reach out if you want one. You can see them, here.

*Ben Glaze fucked up the Ben and Eric Patreon podcast for this week!

*Asian dude makes racist jokes, nobody gets mad.

*The QOTF embarrassed herself on a workplace ZOOM.

*Intellectually disabled Malaysian Paralympian shot-putter wins gold, disqualified for being three minutes late.

*Let's Kill with Kyle (from Dumpster Divers)

*Texas bans nearly all abortions, causes mad rush to clinics for last minute lunacy.

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Topics:

*Toys from my youth popped into my brain.

*My ADHD brain opened with a visceral memory of my Mom listening to Neil Diamond...and a few other details!

*Cam Newton cut in favor of some 20 year-old dude with bitch tits.

*The Lions are going to suck despite what dumbass Huge says.

*I spoke at a recovery event!

*The world has wrecked what "thin blue line" and "blm" represents.

*The complete video of my Gift of Life Michigan Zoo Virtual event that I hosted.

*The Queen of the Forest is breaking my heart.

*Dear Meathead Brought to you by JM Synthetics.

*Zaniac Amanda is furious with me. It has to do with this TikTok trend.

*I had to break down the "spirit of the podcast" to show moron, Jason Schaeffer.

*FBHW went on a diatribe recently, sticking it to their fans who are calling them, lazy. So I made and put up this billboard.

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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Bill "Huge" Simonson is now heard on 96.1 The Game in Grand Rapids.

Topics:

*A lot of bitter radio idiots (ahem, Michael Grey, FBHW) have hated on Bill, yet here he is on a 50,000 watt stick

*Bill had deep roots at Cumulus and is very upset with no longer being able to be airchecked by Lori.

*We discuss pets of mine with one eye.

*Bill had a horrible plan for how to break the news to his kids about when he had to euthanize the family cat.

*Bill's cat had a strange name.

*Reuniting with Bakita, Marcus and a whole slew of great behind the scenes folks.

*Bill once nearly made a message board go dark.

*Going down "memory lane" about one of Bill's sponsors...some dude who sold "tarps and gloves."

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Topics:

*Eric's mid-life crisis.

*So I used to beat the shit out of Bill "Huge" Simonson on the air. I'd mercilessly rip him a new one at every turn. We eventually called a truce. After I got fired, he was among the first people to reach out to me. We've been pals ever since. I provide a little more insight into that. That leads to him being on the show again today. He's excited at some new news.

*Anyone who's worked with Michael Grey thinks he's an asshole.

*Huge checks in to discuss the exciting news about his flagship radio station change.

*Yesterday's training run gave me a better idea on how I'm going to do at the October 17th Grand Rapids Half-marathon. Bet on either me or Mike Ball here! Somebody IS going to win some big cash!

*I heard from Erock at Compound Media (The Anthony Cumia Show) about whether or not he's going to post my "pilot show" for their platform.

*A school board meeting turns hilarious with prank names.

*It always drives me nuts when an audience member give me the old..."oh you crossed the line with that one." Gimme a fucking break.

*Ed Furlong sucks dick at Cameos

*Listener Enn wrecks the mood.

*Recapping the day "Tom from Gun Lake" became a certified asshole.

*I touch on how miserable the FBHW has become.

*The Afghanistan debacle is over (for now).

*Mitch Fatel and his history with The Howard Stern Show.

*How a shitty high school football team got their game played on ESPN.

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

*Some newbie was in the chat which led to weirdness.

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Doug spoke at my local County Commission meeting. See that, here.

After that mess, I tracked him down and tried to talk some sense into him.

I think he's too far gone.

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Topics:

*Madison went off to college. Several people have asked, "How are you doing dealing with it?"

*The "heat index" was 130 degrees during "move in day."

*I can't believe the living accommodations for Madison's college.

*Madison may soon start using a new adjective because of her new roommate.

*I hosted a fundraiser at the zoo. See it here.

*Paintball was awesome.

*WATP live was this weekend.

*I had an amazing interaction with American's favorite palsy person, Crippled Jesus. Hear his fucked up podcast, here.

*Andrea's mom gave me a very awkward moment when she implied she was going to stick something large in her vagina.

*Diana told me I need to give The NFK a haircut. I am dreading this.

*Jocko Willink has a better idea about what needs to be done in Afghanistan.

*Another radio dip shit known as "Mr Anti-vax" is in the news.

*A horrible hurricane decimates Louisiana. Why the hell do people live in these areas that are prone to these disasters.

*Afghanistan's only heavy metal band is going to be murdered.

*I talked with Doug Vandergraaf. He's the kook who threatened everybody at the local County Commissioners meeting that we featured last week on the show.

*Nandi Bushell crushes "Everlong" with Foo Fighters.

*Some idiot in India came up with a great "homemade condom" plan.

*Destination wedding guest "no shows" get a bill for the food.

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Here's what happened on the full show available on my Patreon.

1 – 0:00:00 – Eric thinks this is show 101. EZ Podcast hits a million. Tornadoes in West Michigan. Arby’s is not gout approved. Listener’s brush with the tornadoes.

2 – 0:26:14 – Very long intro. Dean from Iowa discussing Lochte.

3 – 0:33:25 – Mongolian wrestling team causes controversy with penalty point. Foxcatcher.

4 – 0:43:22 – John from Holland dreams of Eric. Matt calls in to correct misconceptions of tornado safety. Sports updates.

5 – 0:56:17 – 10 minutes with Huge.

6 – 1:09:05 – A-T Children’s Project golf outing; Julius trap doors.

7 – 1:23:01 – Dio Music video review. We only tip citizens revenge. Sports updates.

8 – 1:40:24 – Jason Sanchez from Maple Hill Golf.

9 – 1:52:12 – Billy Mills winning 10,000 meter run in 1964. Barbra Streisand is a pain in the ass.

10 – 2:06:19 – Julius working promo goes over Dan Patrick Show; pissed off WBBL listener thinks Julius was on purpose. Asshole worker at Eric’s Meijer. Sports updates.

11 – 2:27:18 – Lochtegate.

12 – 2:39:47 – Old man raising money for WW2 memorial; Eric not impressed. Listener wants Eric to respect your elders and hates Hillary Clinton.

13 – 2:51:10 – Breaking down Dave’s call from last segment. Tornado talk. Wear a mask, get out of crime.

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Enjoy a few minutes of this week's Ben and Eric Patreon Podcast. Get the full show here!

Topics on the full show:

*Why do women wear high heels?

*Bill Simonson is a surprise guest. We try to get him to spill the beans about some big deal he seems excited about.

*Mt. Saint Simonson erupts.

*The Paqui One Chip Challenge is discussed. Spoiler alert: We're not doing it.

*We try to match up Jimmy in Maine with Andrea's horny mom.

*Ben had one of the most awkward settings ever for one of his open mic events.

*Some bad dead baby talk.

*Bet on Ben!

*Ben's Shitty Twitter Jokes return.

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Topics:

*Rough start as I noticed something embarrassing about me as the show started.

*"It's so damn hot!"

*Princess of the Forest Madison" is getting kicked out of the nest.

*"The Queen of the Forest" joined me to explain my strange reaction to a package we received at the house.

*The NFK has a new ridiculous ritual.

*Another super-pissed asshole bitch had a misguided rant at the local County Commission meeting.

*I got into a Facebook Fight yesterday.

*Mitch and Phil from Wayland joined me. Buy Tickets here.

*Two horrible moments from The YMCA.

*1) I embarrassed myself when interacting with an enormous man.

*2) I shit my pants in a new way.

*I discuss the horrible terror attack at the airport in Afghanistan.

*Seth Curry's Mom and Dad are getting divorced. Some talk about alimony and private investigators.

*I went down memory lane again with my old radio partner, Joe Volk!

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

*Merch is back! T shirts, long sleeve, short sleeve, different blends, many colors, many styles, coffee mugs, bumper stickers. Check out the merch HERE!

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Dumpster Divers, Gift of Life Michigan, My Policy Shop.com, Back Alley Comedy Club, Horizen Hydroponics, Shoreliners striping, Baldwin Ace Hardware, VanDyk Mortgage Mario Flores Lakeshore Team, Ervines Auto Repair / Grand Rapids Hybrid, TC Paintball GR, A&E Heating and Cooling, Blue Frost IT, Cornhole America

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