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*"Empty Nester" Eric Zane

*A new audience member found the show in a weird way.

*A little pep talk from your old pal, Eric Zane.

*Limo driving led to the usual cluster of nonsense and hilarity.

*Woke assholes get Jack Morris "indefinitely suspended" (fired), dig up old dirt.

*Kyle from Dumpster Divers joins me to be stoned and hilarious. Kyle gives you his stupid opinion about "zipper merging."

*Further developments on pitcher Chris Bassitt getting his face smashed in by a "come-backer."

*An insensitive T shirt.

*Some follow up thoughts on the Afghanistan catastrophe.

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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*I recorded my Compound Media pilot.

*Is there anything worse than REALLY biting the shit out of your lip and the inevitable, rotting lip canker sore?

*The Queen of the Forest has taken a bold step, professionally...and it all happened very quickly.

*Baseball announcer, Jack Morris is in deep shit because he did an impersonation of an Asian dude.

*I can't talk about a baseball announcer getting into trouble without player the mother of all moments when Thom Brennaman was busted saying "F rhymes with bag" on a hot mic.

*All the talk about Asian accents led me to look back fondly on the famous Asiana plane crash report from 2013

*The worst case of head lice, ever.

*Dear Meathead BTYB JM Synthetics.

*My dad doesn't know how old he is.

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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*Serves me right for starting a supposedly "simple" project last night.

*Afghanistan is a disaster right now. There's lots of stuff to talk about here and I let it fly...no pun intended for the dudes hanging on to the sides of US planes.

*Women will have a tough time living in Afghanistan, going forward.

*A hilariously gross incident happened while Diana and I tried to enjoy lunch in NYC.

*Tesla and Tesla owners continue to kill people.

*Reporter called "bully" when Naomi Osaka bursts into tears after benign question.

*Sicko murderer may get parole because she was 16 when she did it.

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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*Back from vacation and the ADHD is running wild.

*I attended a wedding that led to a song getting burned into my brain.

*Since vacation ended, it's been right back to the grind.

*A COVID scare for your old pal, Eric Zane.

*We had lots of adventures in New York with a not so subtle reminder about how expensive everything is there.

*The Queen of the Forest joins me to help describe a horrible thing we saw on the streets of Manhattan.

*My time on The Anthony Cumia Show and my prophecy.

*The Tennessee trip led to all sorts of hijinks.

*Some "show and tell" from the Tennessee trip.

*The Afghanistan debacle.

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Here's what happened on the full show available on my Patreon.

1 – 0:00:00 – Eric can see FBHW from the parking lot. Eric dives Civic into huge puddle on Market. Julius scales off the apartment balcony to trick his dog. Citronella blast to the face. Eric’s story of charcoal grill falling off balcony.

2 – 0:21:01 – P.J. Fleck giving away scholarships with Sylvester Stallone.

3 – 0:33:12 – Doane on the hotseat for podcast F up and is a whiny bitch; Eric ripcords on beat up.

4 – 0:38:03 – Getting taxed for Olympic Medals. Sports updates.

5 – 0:51:40 – Listener bitching about show’s Making a Murderer opinion.

6 – 1:01:32 – Major Aaron Combs in studio.

7 – 1:14:49 – Nascar trivia pass-down. Sports updates. Rudy Giuliani seems to have forgotten about 9/11.

8 – 1:38:25 – Mary Seifert talking Mitchell’s Run in Rockford.

9 – 1:49:30 – Terrible We Will Rock You parody. Agitated baboon clobbers kid with poo.

10 – 2:02:17 – Pre-season Pre-quiz for Lions tickets. Sports updates.

11 – 2:24:15 – Smack my bitch up was not a good choice.

12 – 2:37:32 – Sir Paul McCartney in town last night.

13 – 2:52:47 – 10 minutes with Huge.

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1 – 0:00:00 – Julius can’t recall Elton John. Pioneer Park camping. History of KISS. Making a Murderer; Brendan Dassey needs Age Management.

2 – 0:21:15 – Eric stinks. Hope Solo controversy. Ernie bananas for Honduras.

3 – 0:31:43 – Ryan Lochte mugged in Rio; Olympic committee thinks otherwise. Slide-whistle does not make things cool. Phelps is done with swimming.

4 – 0:44:16 – Lions start their season. Sports updates.

5 – 0:56:50 – Olympic Track & Field updates.

6 – 1:07:34 – Eric & Julius beat up on Senior Olympian. The Iron Nun. Eric sugar incident.

7 – 1:19:09 – Jason Sanchez from Maple Hill Golf. Sports updates.

8 – 1:34:34 – Stranger Things. Rating various current shows. Thinking matters.

9 – 1:45:27 – Brendan Dassey conviction overturned.

10 – 2:00:37 – John from Holland calls in. 10 minutes with Huge. Sports updates.

11 – 2:20:32 – Joey PriXx odd stupid plastic surgeries & body mods. Draymond Green’s dong is rated better swimmer than Phelps. Eric screws up names.

12 – 2:32:58 – Making a Murderer poll. Rick Astley Highway to Hell. Kenny Baker dead (R2-D2).

13 – 2:43:12 – Testing Julius’s emotion morality compass. Playing Atari at Eric’s friend Billy’s feces covered house. Paul McCartney concert tonight. Adele is not doing Superbowl. Irish dudes medal in rowing; no one can understand them.

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1 – 0:00:00 – Short term memory loss Eric, not to mention gullible. Eric thinks a photoshop from Twitter promoting the show is real; audience trolls. Should Eric team up with Rick Mecklenburg? Gravy bath.

2 – 0:24:57 – Follow-up on Dave Dyer yesterday. More green pools at the Olympics.

3 – 0:33:09 – Funny moment from Julius yesterday (Sarcastic ‘That’s a Good One’ moment). Pizza Prank goes too far.

4 – 0:41:40 – On air Olympic blunders. Sports updates.

5 – 1:00:10 – Kenyans cheating their ass off.

6 – 1:09:32 – Restaurant in Holland helping injured paramedics; Interview with Heather from Crazy Horse Steakhouse.

7 – 1:17:47 – 10 minutes with Huge. Sports updates.

8 – 1:34:29 – Talking movies with Ron VT.

9 – 1:45:57 – Ryan Lochte would be the Michael Phelps of swimming, if Michael Phelps wasn’t a swimmer – Ryan sounds like a dumb ass.

10 – 1:57:46 – Name that Movie. Sports updates.

11 – 2:23:33 – Gravy in studio. How Gravy became Gravy. Conceiving Eric’s children.

12 – 2:35:58 – Play-by-play announcer Dan Miller from the Lions.

13 – 2:55:27 – Rogue One. Andrea calls in. 2 day record of Doane not falling asleep.

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*Remember backyard wrestling dude who shockingly broke both his legs IN HALF from simply jumping off the turnbuckle? My gosh, it was horrible. See it here. I spoke with his sister about the whole ordeal.

*A fraud attempt put me into a panic.

*Remember the sicko pastor from North Carolina who whipped his dick out on a flight and peed on some lady? I had an update to that which led to me calling the church where this piece of shit preaches.

*Subscribe to Compound Media to be able to catch me when I'm on The Anthony Cumia Show on Tuesday, August 10.

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Here's what happened on the full show available on my Patreon.

1 – 0:00:00 – Hot as balls. Eric steers Julius away from calling triathlons a scam. Eric is fat. Emerald Green water at the Olympic diving pool. John Saunders dies.

2 – 0:23:48 – A Maniac climbs Trump Tower.

3 – 0:31:47 – Listener Sarah calls in. Dude medals in Judo, then gets mugged in Rio.

4 – 0:40:05 – Comedian Dave Dyer + Kevin Yon = Pillars. Radio Camps suck. Lose Yourself. Sports updates.

5 – 0:55:12 – Olympic updates. Marv Albert biting backs. Armenian lifter goes muppity floppity; scream makes Julius laugh his balls off.

6 – 1:09:24 – Dubai crash survivor defies odds with $1m lottery win.

7 – 1:17:53 – Butthurt for a gymnast; Outrage machine is wound up. Eric gets bros kicked out of a Griffins game (squirting water and then calls security for beer dump retaliation). Sports updates.

8 – 1:35:48 – Nascar trivia pass-down.

9 – 1:51:04 – Meteorologist Rick Mecklenburg trolling the media on Twitter. Eric Zane; ass-kicking weather.

10 – 2:05:14 – 5-in-10 challenge. Buying a necklace without taking it. Sports updates.

11 – 2:21:30 – interview with Tigers Mickey Lolich.

12 – 2:40:25 – David Dyer in studio.

13 – 2:51:52 – 10 minutes with Huge.

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