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*Two days till graduation party. I've got to FOCUS and NOT PANIC to get all this stuff done.

*The saga of Miss Rita's Swim School starts with me simply talking about how a nice lady who's been teaching kids life saving swim skills for 33 years is being shut down by local idiots. The story takes a turn to something much bigger as the show goes on. You're going to love this.

*Kenney gets a "star on the forehead" for a change for a terrific suggestion he made.

*A crazy, psycho 3 year-old is telling the world she's a conniving serial killer because of how she wants her birthday cake decorated.

*An update on "Crazy Cousin Benny," the idiot at the hotel in Mackinac City, Michigan who acted like a first class asshole to a customer.

*An update on the lunatic who killed the bird at the pet store.

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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*I had a lot of catching up to do on "the silly" so the ADHD was in high gear. I love that! I hope you do to.

*There's a ton of stuff in this show that I don't list hear as they all "kind of happened" and I forget the order in which they flew out of my brain.

*I had one more story to share about a hilarious moment when The Queen of the Forest had to be Kate Veldink's personal school assistant and pulled out all the stops to help her take a physics exam.

*Dear Meathead brought to you by JM Synthetics.

*Vince Neil embarrasses himself on stage, walks off in shame.

*Anti vaxxers had a float in my town's Memorial Day parade, locals lose minds.

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Hello everyone. Kate Veldink passed away on Monday, May 31 at 5PM EST. I dedicate this podcast to her memory.

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1 – Truck doubles as bowling ball at Bastille Day celebrations in France. Listeners call in.

2 – GVSU professor stuck in France who witness the attack.

3 – Mick Jagger has big news.

4 – Lovers of nostalgic games are rejoicing. Blowing Nintendo. Jim: Professional Gamer. Sports updates.

5 – Road rage survey. Listeners call in.

6 – More Nice, France tragedy coverage.

7 – 10 minutes with Huge.

8 – Talking movies with Ron VT.

9 – Listener Email regarding France. Bad way to die in Vietnam.

10 – Interview with Ray Bentley (football player and author). Sports updates.

11 – Battle of the Gains; Doane sucks at promotion and preparation.

12– Hard working, long walking, dude gets free car. Doane joke falls very flat.

13 – Too hot at Eric’s house. Eric, a priest, and a locker room. #NiceAttack. Kid’s Food Basket.

 

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Here's what happened on the full show available on my Patreon.

1 – Technical issues. Recording bits yesterday. Listeners just want to talk to Doane. Doane is a weird Three’s Company for Jackie & Ernie. Sponge shortage in West Michigan. Eric / Doane text exchange.

2 – Listener Tim calls in bitching about Doane. Eric’s 911 call for neighbor’s dog running around.

3 – American tenor, disguised as a Canadian tenor, makes stupid ass stance unannounced mid-performance.

4 – Draymond Green arrest details.

5 – 10 minutes with Huge.

6 – Tyler Doane: Pokemon Hunter.

7 – Jason Sanchez from Maple Hill Golf Course. Sports updates.

8 – Taking Nick Saban to task; Nick gets pissed.

9 – It is alleged Lindsey Vaughan uses hot monkey love to nurse J.J. Watts back to health. Replay of Eric’s 911 call from segment 2.

10 – Why do you deserve Tiger tickets? Jeff Mapes helps judge.

11 – Charlie Wondergem from Billy Bear Hug Foundation.

12 – Police were aware of Jeffrey Willis for a long time.

13 – Republican National Convention shaping up. Tim Tebow. Julius & Doane argue. Revisit of Canadian tenor who went rogue.

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*143 days till the Grand Rapids Half Marathon. My gosh. This is going to suck. More struggles for me yesterday and more trolling by my race opponent, Mike Ball.

*Big news as I invited The NFK to come with us Up North. His response was classic.

*A nice lady had to deal with a major asshole at a hotel in Mackinac City, Michigan.

*A man is freed after 32 years behind bars for a murder he had nothing to do with.

*A body is found INSIDE a paper Mache dinosaur sculpture.

*Another stupid radio guy makes the same stupid mistake.

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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Dumpster Divers, Serra Honda Grandville, Gift of Life Michigan, Shoreliners Striping, Baldwin Ace Hardware, VanDyk Mortgage Mario Flores Lakeshore Team, Cornhole America, Superior Cleaning and Power Washing, Blue Frost IT, Prince Arming, BK Guns N Stuff, A&E Heating and Cooling, Forever Lawn West Michigan

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*144 days till race day. Every day brings a new set of challenges for eating and training. This will be a miracle if I can pull this off.

*Some little victories as the toilet is fixed and I learned a hard lesson about installing a tv to a wall mount in a camper.

*We were at the indoor dog park yesterday and all sorts of drama unfolded.

*No podcasting Friday...long weekend.

*Marilyn Manson has a warrant out for his arrest in Gilford, New Hampshire where he's accused of blowing snot on a photographer.

*Dear Meathead brought to you by JM Synthetics.

*Megadeth bass player Dave Ellefson gets kicked out of Megadeth because of a video surfacing of him pounding his pud.

*Idiot Instagram loser fired from law firm after entering monkey exhibit at zoo,

*Maniac stomps bird to death at pet store.

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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Cornhole America, Baldwin Ace Hardware, Horizen Hydroponics, Kent TC Paintball, Ervine's Auto Repair/ Grand Rapids Hybrid, Blue Frost IT, VanDyk Mortgage Mario Flores Lakeshore Team, A&E Heating and Cooling, BK Guns N Stuff

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