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*Zaniac and longtime friend, Mike Ball has upped his trolling game. As you know, I'm racing against this dick in the 2021 Grand Rapids Half Marathon. The shit talking is off to a great start. Wait till you hear what he did.

*While Mike's trolling is on point, my training is not. Yesterday was the first day back and it did NOT go well.

*All sorts of bird feeder drama as the asshole chipmunk has joined forces with asshole fat-ass squirrel to try to steal all the bird food.

*I realized that I go to the store on a daily basis to get something for all the birds in the neighborhood.

*Also, the toilet is still not fixed and I'm nearly humiliated again by the weed eater.

*Finally, a near disaster took place with the camper.

*Morgan Wallen cleans up at the Billboard Music Awards.

*Kenny Mayne leaves ESPN with hilarious mic drop moment for Aaron Rodgers.

*Some weirdo MMA training has some scratching their heads.

*Little WNBA coach pisses off giant player.

*Email of the Day.

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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*My gosh! My new favorite thing is color commentator for The West Michigan Ironmen Arena football team. Click here to watch / hear the fun. Note: audio not present for the first few minutes.

*I realized during the show that one of the audience members on the live stream was in attendance. This was a problem as I was going to be talking about something that happened with her daughter when I was driving limo! I got Amanda on the line to break the news to her of what may have been the most awkward thing, ever.

*I continue to fail as a homeowner. I'm pretty confident that the whole neighborhood thinks I'm a total loser.

*I've got the "eye of the tiger" as various audience members think I have no chance of beating Mike Ball in the Grand Rapids half-marathon. I'm going to kick his ass on October 17th. He's in peak shape as of this second as he just crushed the Chattanooga half iron. I've got 20 weeks. I like my chances!

*Speaking of endurance events, 21 athletes died in China during an Ultra-marathon.

*Simone Biles is superhuman.

*Two great emails of the day.

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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*The QOTF has been catching up on shitty tv while recovering from shoulder surgery. 
*I made Diana cry yesterday...but don't get mad...it's not what you think.
*I started chatting with my old radio partner, Joe Volk from the old Z 93 days.  He had some health problems recently and I actually had a dream about him, so I reached out.  I take a stroll down memory lane to the time of my first radio job.
*COVID restrictions are being lifted everywhere.
*A girl survived an attempted abduction and everyone's running with the made up story about blue slime.
*The worst motorcycle memorial ride of all time.
*Another great story from Scoop Nashville about a domestic issue with a dude who has the weirdest looking head, ever.
*Two great emails of the day.
*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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*The Queen of the Forest is making VERY SLOW progress in recovery.
*We're lucky that I can podcast and care for Diana!  Thank you again!
*I feel bad for people who are alone and have no kids.
*A discussion with The QOTF about Tattoos and earrings again.
*Discussing pronoun usage with The QOTF.
*Bird update!
*Click here to hear me on ReChoice Podcast with Joe Pellerito.
*Toilet update.
*Busy Eric for the next few days so Ben and Eric Patreon Podcast is Thursday night!
*Personal meltdowns by people on Facebook.
*My 18 year-old daughter Madison was out of control last night.
*Demi Lovato has "Officially" changed her pronouns.
*Asshole radio guy quits on-air after boss tells him to "shut up," shows up to work next day.
*Penn State says you can't say, "freshman, sophomore, junior or senior" any more.
*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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*Serves me right for trusting Daisy and O'Neill.  It's my own damn fault for what happened.  Thank God I woke up early so The NFK wouldn't lose his mind to what he would have found.
*I took a trip down "Memory Lane" when it comes to the story of when I found out I was going to become a grandpa.
*In order to get a true sense of parenthood, you must have a baby girl!
*I had two visitors at the house yesterday.  One was good, the other, not so good.
*I'm giving away tickets for the West Michigan Ironmen game.
*The Ben and Eric Patreon Podcast happens on Thursday.
*Dear Meathead brought to you by JM Synthetics.  This Dear Meathead led to all sorts of heartache.  Kenney was motherfucking people left and right as this all unfolded.
*A very strange looking person with an ironic name robbed a bank to pay for plastic surgery.
*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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Here's what happened on the full show available on my Patreon.

1 – Sam Mills in the studio auditioning. Cumulus was 3rd option. Jimmy Banana Pepper. Catching Pokemons.2– D'Angelo Russell says he played like shit. Eric called 911 for neighbor’s dog. Lady called 911 for lost TV remote.3 – Adventures at the Getty Drive-in. Mediocre impressionist sings Bohemian Rhapsody.4 – Awkward text exchange between Eric / Julius / Doane. Sports updates.5 – The inmates save the guards life. Commentary of sportscaster that hit it on the head.6 – Sam is hot for Steven Tyler. The Pokemon Go phenomenon.7 – Outrage for The Barking Boutique. Carrie from LuvnPupz.8 – Pronunciation of Pokemon; the most pointless argument ever. Eric’s doesn’t Golf well, nor know how to score it. Spotting Pop Evil members while Golfing.9 – Sports updates. Americas most wanted Chomo lives in Rockford.10 – 10 minutes with Huge. Sports updates.11 – Donald Trump & Serena Williams. Julius blows a tease.12 – Eric announces he’s quitting Triathlons; Julius said it was all a waste of time. Snoop Dog on Family Feud.13 – A robot with a bomb. Dale Hansen commentary replay from segment 5. Racial tensions. Catch a Pokemon on Julius’s wiener.

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*Zaniac Kevin is no longer a Zaniac!  Ouch.
*8, count 'em, eight paintball welts from the night before.  I suck at paintball.
*An update on the Queen of the Forest and her newly repaired shoulder.
*60 Minutes did an amazing story on UFO's that may freak you out.
*Griffins Game - Gunnar sang the anthem!  I ran into someone super important and awesome after the game!
*Former child star, Ricky Schroder flips out on a Costco employee.
*update: Woman woken up by blood and corpse juice dripping on her face.
*KA-POW!  One-punch knockout at the ballgame!
*Kenney went cukoo because a mobile car repair guy cancelled on him.  He was calm today...until I brought it up.  There's many layers to this that I KNOW you will love.  Everyone loved this bit, except Kenney.
*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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Enjoy a few minutes of this week's Ben and Eric Patreon Podcast. Get the full show here!

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Topics:
*Lots of fun with some legendary names from the EZSP audience. 
*Jimmy tells us about his pet goat and Ben once had a pet racoon.  
*We relive more open mic standup madness that leads to chaos.
*More thoughts on the Tony Hinchcliffe disaster.
*I continue to be 100% confident that I can beat the ass of all members of the blind community.
*Stu McCallister  joined us as the dust settles from his latest job debacle.  He downed Coors and looked remarkably calm for a change!
*Bet on Ben went down with some stunning moments of hilarity.
*"Ben's Shitty Twitter Jokes."

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*The Queen of the Forest had a rough day yesterday.  Nurse Eric is on the case.
*Silver lining.  One of the benefits of Diana recovering from surgery is...the food!!  Several friends sent over some amazing stuff!
*I very nearly broke my ankle yesterday.
*I packed my last school lunch today.  My youngest has finished high school.  Wow.
*I spoke with Ray and Brandi Hill about Grand Valley Bottle Babies.
*Mlive article about Grand Valley Bottle Babies.
*Gunnar from Gunnar and the Grizzly Boys
*Standard American video by Gunnar and the Grizzly Boys.
*Colonial pipeline is back online...they paid the hackers the ransom!
*Idiot gas hoarder blows up his own Hummer.
*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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