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*I have apparently lost the ability to cook on a charcoal grill. I busted my ass preparing everything in this Gordon Ramsey recipe, only to burn the shit out of EVERYTHING.
*Limo work this weekend led to more hijinks and hilarity.  I can't seem to be able to process the awfulness of the song, "WAP" by Cardi B.
*I watched the documentary, "White Boy."  Not to be confused with the Matthew Mcconaughey film, "White Boy Rick."  The whole story took place 10 miles from where I grew up.  This is a "must see" for true crime fans.  Theirs also a great podcast about it called "Shattered" hosted by Kevin Dietz.  I was completely consumed by the story of all weekend long.
*The oldest of the Duggar children is arrested and charged with possessing kid porno.
*Another local state member of congress gets busted for drunk driving.
*Medina Spirit wins the Kentucky Derby.
*The craziest thing flew out of the NFK's mouth this weekend.
*Bro hilariously checks on bro on a date at the Diamondback's game.
*Racist asshole Minnesota kids proudly display racist promposal sign.
*Emails of the day from Cole and Allison.
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1 – No time for friends. Marcus reads Eric’s Emails. Eric’s scary weekend (Meathead & his 14 ft ladder dive).2 – Code Blue. Julius & his sloppy lip mouth gurgle. Meathead removes his IV. Shut up Jimmy. Dropping trees on dogs and power lines.3 – Joey Chestnut wins hot dog eating competition. Sushi.4 – Fireworks out of control in Wyoming. Mishap at a magic show. Listener calls in with fishhook in lip story.5 – Pellerito soccer announcer set to music (part 3).6 – Julius examples don’t hold water. What is Finger Mouthing?7 – The Ah-Umm Game. Homemade fireworks takes off a foot. Dog finds a lost hand. Shaffee burns bodies. Julius explains how dead bodies sit up when cremated and would be fun to see. Sports updates. Eric driving drunk back in the day.
8 – Retell of Meathead losing battle with a ladder.9 – Julius stuck in a traffic jam. Firework fiasco in South Haven. Eric’s brush with people in riot gear (in the 80’s).10 – 10 minutes with Huge.11 – Staff appreciation party tonight. Saving a Bald Eagle. Highway duck bowling.12 – Developing firework arsonist story in Wyoming. Why do you deserve Whitecaps tickets?13 – Sports updates. Doane is more sentimental than Julius. Retell of Magic show F’-up from earlier in show. Pleasuring yourself at a baseball game. Robber shot in the groin.

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Topics:
*Ben's under the weather...but not under the influence of solid joke writing.
*A COVID test is pending for the "King of Open Mic Bombing."
*Ben can't seem to get "over the hump" on the open mic circuit as nobody seems to be laughing.  We try to sort out the problems with the live ZOOM audience.
*Shots fired!  Radio sucks and we discuss why.  Howard Stern and some local shows have stopped being entertaining.
*Stu McCallister has quit yet another job.  We break down the details and Stu joins us a little later to discuss the most recent catastrophe.
*More on "The Circle Game" Jeopardy debacle.
*Bet on Ben!
*"Ben's Shitty Twitter Jokes."

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*The Ben and Eric Patreon Podcast happens Friday.  I'm thinking Ben is scared shitless about sending me audio to share of his standup performance.
*Podcasting legend, Stu McCallister from the LMNOPodcast has quit yet another job!  Apparently Stu went cukoo on his show about the latest debacle.
*I welcome in my new sponsor:  Dumpster Divers!
*My pal, JetMan was at the NFL draft in Cleveland.
*For a change, my Detroit Lions NFL draft pick is being met with rave reviews.  Penei Sewell is apparently a "sure thing" offensive lineman.
*Aaron Rodgers is a straight up crybaby bitch who wants out of Green Bay.  If I owned that damn team, I'd have different plans for him.
*Princess of the Forest Madison is off to get a COVID test.
*My father-in-law would have been 85 today.  You've probably not heard a ton of stories about this dude, but he was a classic.  The story of how he got the nickname of "The Hammer" at the firehouse is spectacular.
*Two great "emails of the day" from Lynda S and Joe M.
*The maniacs who stole Lady Gaga's Frenchies have been arrested.  What a much of assholes.
*My neighbor's dog thinks he's tough as hell.  I told the story of when the poor beast made the mistake of trying to intimidate all four of my dogs.  It did not go well for him.
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1 - Doane is at 29 1/2 hours; reading between the lines, Eric is pissed. Doane impressions. Jessica filling in for Doane. Pissed at Doane for changing Julius’s computer desktop. Paying off Romanians with cigarettes.2 – Pellerito. Awkward interactions & Julius throws Eric under the bus.3 – Eric’s benefits kick in. Eric’s story of his mom finding something in his inflamed butt (mole in the hole).4 – Trump tactics. Chewbacca Lady / Diana / Butthead Lautner laugh off (montage).5 – Station party coming to Eric’s place. Julius wants to see End of Days. Trump soundbites.6 – Logistics of Mexico paying for the wall. WWE. Diana in studio. Eric doesn’t know the Constitution.7 – America trivia contest for WWE tickets. Sports updates.8 – Talking movies with Ron VT.9 – Fireworks are needed for celebration. Huge and Ava join Eric for Bus Stop Karaoke.10 – 10 minutes with Huge. America music. Sports updates.11 – Nancy Grace leaving. Gravy and fireworks. Fireworks ban.12 – James the Game on Nancy Grace’s show. Replay of Chewbacca Lady / Diana / Butthead Lautner montage.13 – More James the Game. Miscellaneous audio; emptying the cupboard.

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Topics:
*Dog woes as Bruce refuses to eat.
*I had a DIY task to accomplish yesterday after Jackie called me to tell me her headlight was out.  This seemed like it was impossible for me.
*I'm going to be interviewing the dude who prank called brainwashed My Pillow moron, Mike Lindell.  James from Macronshow.com will join me Thursday at noon EDT live.
*I went to a "young people's meeting" yesterday.  I'm not young and I dress like an asshole.
*Almost got into a wreck on the way to the meeting.
*Floyd Mayweather Jr and Logan Paul are going to box June 6 in an even that should be called, "Battle of the Assholes."
*Vlad Guerrero Jr crushed three home runs in a game for his Blue Jays against the Nats, color commentator ruins moment.
*A private school in Florida is firing people if they've been vaccinated.  School sees enrollment spike from moron Zaniacs.
*An update on the menthol cigarettes debate.
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*I was on TV last night for hockey.  I have essentially three jobs:  Host the game ala John Keating style, in game commentary ala Pierre McGuire style, and in-arena public address ala Me style.  That all went haywire last night.
*I freaked my wife out in the middle of the night last night.  The QOTF joins me to discuss.
*There was a terrific, old-school NHL line brawl style fight at one of the gates of the Miami International Airport.
*Former wrestlers and family of deceased wrestlers want the Supreme Court of the US to hear their case against the WWE.  Joey Williamson from Hollywood's World of Sports joins me to discuss that and other topics.
*Looking to decrease lung cancer in African Americans, FDA banning menthol cigarettes.
*I'm getting frustrated with the whole, "colonize Mars" thing.  It seems pointless to some degree.  Elon Musk is doubling down and says it's a one way trip where people will die.  Sounds great.
*Matt S gets email of the day honors.
*My boss with the Griffins takes way too long describing the issues we have doing the hockey games.
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Topics:
*Chris Weidman slow-mo, multi-angle, muppity, flippity leg break at UFC 261.
*I did some limo work over the weekend.  I was not let down as another great story emerged.
*After 106 years, The Armenian Genocide has finally been recognized by the United States.
*The Zeitun rebellion.
*Charles Barkley made a crack about women from Georgia and the world lost it's mind.
*Capitol rioter brags about his stupidity on Bumble, gets busted.
*Ted Nugent knowingly held concert for idiots while sick with COVID. Note:  Ted's 58 year old wife looks 28.
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*A legend made an appearance on The Ben and Eric Patreon Podcast.
*It's vaccine day for me, The NFK and Jackie's boyfriend, Justin.
*Dick face Dirk rubbed my nose in shit with the story about Whitmer lying about her Florida trip.  Why the hell would she lie about that?  Just be honest.  It's always worse when you lie.
*Follow up on Lebron.  Terry somehow managed to twist my words on the whole Lebron James / doxxing the cop fiasco, and actually attempted to bring Trump into the whole damn discussion.
*Another round of gender reveal stupidity as New Hampshire idiots' bomb blast was felt for 20 miles.
*Contractor finds skeleton of squatter on couch of vacant Detroit home.
*Email of the day!
*Michigan congressman, Jewell Jones tries to pull a "don't you know who I am?"
*The return of "The Hot Zester."
*Kook in Iowa who spent a day running over minorities, is going to prison.
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