Jess goes off on FDR. Andy reads a story about a Detroit Sasquatch sighting where the description sounds curiously LIKE ANDY FRENCH. Of course, Presidential slash fic comes up again. Special guest: Mat Richards.

The panel piles on the #SochiProblems, navigate the “homosexual/stealth jihad agenda” and learn a deadly way to get student loans forgiven. Our resident Theatre Arts major squares off against a Juris Doctor. Special guest: Mike DiLaura.

In episode two, the panel shares its feelings on L. Brooks Patterson, the Russian Olympics, and Mike Huckabee's nonstop foot in mouth disease. Plus one panelist confesses she may have written JFK fan fiction. Special guest: Nathan Hughes.

In the debut episode of The Evening News. (Period), the panel discusses whether sex makes you smarter, Detroit Councilman George Cushingberry’s colorful run-in with the law, and ponders just how many Detroit police officers it takes to raid a strip club. Special guest: Matt Naas.