The Evening Toast

We review Dogfish Head Brewery's Sea Quench Ale Session Sour. A special guest appears. We talk about time a little bit. Dakota has a new job. Which part of a robot would you want to be your new parts? We finally talk about El Camino. Lots of "Would you Rather" questions. Our endings are supposed to get better, but I don't think they are. 

We review Sierra Nevada Brewing Co's Hazy Little Thing IPA. Why do beluga whales suck so much? We don't really know, but we hope you agree. Football in your dreams. We ask each other some questions while we ride an elevator. But seriously, on a scale from one to beluga whale how much do beluga whales suck? Answer: Beluga whales. They're the worst. God they suck. 

We review Brasseurs Sans Gluten's Gluten-Free Glutenburg IPA. We promise that we really didn't want to like it. This episode starts off gross, but it gets better. Dakota learned something new. Is this real? Are we here? Arpeggio. We bother Mariah a lot, if you listen closely you can hear her eye roll. You should watch the matrix. This one is a little all over the place, good luck. 

We review Yards Brewing Company's Loyal Lager. Itchy butt worms. Who's that masked singer? Lifting for the Lord. Vaccines don't cause autism. Old man poops. 5 second summaries. But seriously everyone, just vaccinate your kids. You won't get autism. It was a fake study. He lost his license and is in jail. Enjoy!

We review Southern Tier Brewing Co's 2XIPA. Connor gets unlucky. We ask each other questions that lead to love. Farm animal shirts. I guess that's it. Uhh... post the toast, yo. 

We review Saint Boniface Craft Brewing Co's Libation DIPA. We've been too serious, let's change that. Is Dakota in love, or is it just a crush? The apartment scandal is exposed. Breaking into song the best way we know how. This one might get a little loud, sorry in advance. 

We review Goose Island Brewery's Next Coast IPA. An exposed inside joke. Connor's big news. Horror stories in real life. Body image. Hair, let's talk about it. I feel like this should be longer. 

We review Brooklyn Brewery's Summer Ale. New drinking methods. Favorite comedians. We talk about stand up. Connor gets distracted by the VMAs. We hypothetically ask each other some hypothetical questions. 

Season 2 is upon us after a long hiatus! We review Dogfish Head Brewery's Namaste White Belgian-Style Witbier. Connor tells us about his terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day in New York City. We reminisce about the old days with scary YouTube videos and sleepovers. Riddles are solved. Way too many animal legs are discussed. Drip Master Drip the series. 

We review Johnnie Walker's White Walker Blended Scotch Whisky. We make a big announcement. Car beats person, every time. What type of animal makes the best lawyer? How in the world do humans grow? Wait, there are how many different knots? Dreams are weird. We try to name our top 10 influential movies and TV shows, but just end up naming a bunch of good ones.