The Evening Toast

We review Ever Grain Brewing Company's Joose Juicy IPA. This episode has everything: bears evading the IRS, Disney channel back on the attack, what makes you attracted to other people, how do old people drink piping-hot coffee, Connor's version of Grease, can bears be sad? Then we talk about living for a while, I guess. 

We review Two Roads Ol'Factory Pils. Renae is back, back, back, back again. Next time she should tell her friends. Weirdest intro question yet. THROW IT OUT! They're out of honey mustard! My trunk exploded. Should surgeons be able to drop things? Stop lifting wrong, it's annoying. Pokemon prescription medication. We get hypothetical, and get our next podcast topic. 

We review Victory Brewing Company's Juice Boost. We have a very special guest, and it's our 20th episode! I see dead people. Draw me like one of your french girls. What the heck! Sibling revelry. Title of your sex tape. Are we going thrift shopping? Conspiracies out the wazoo. Another long one. 

We review Brewdog's Punk IPA. Perfect Aerosmith timing. Saint Patrick's Day and other obscure holidays. Lunch room brawls. Bed time paradox. Drinking age. First time driving. Kanye vs Elon. Let's put satellites everywhere. Celebrity holiday bash. I don't know, it's a kind of a mess. 

We review Captain Lawrence Brewing Company's Orbital Tilt IPA. Curses for always and eternity. The Bachelor needs to stop. 12 year old birthday parties. Spring break. Three documentaries. Do flip flops make you taller? Connor gets real. 36 hours. Expect this patronum. 

We review Pizza Boy Brewing's Haters' Tears Gose. We have a very special guest. Wait, what's K-Pop? How much does it make? Top 100 song differences: past and present. Could you kill that animal? How hard are sports anyway? Dakota has no idea. Full circle back to condiments and pizza. 

We review Rogue Brewing Company's Dead Guy Ale. Nautical adventures. Hollywood's biggest night. Commercials strike back. Dietary restrictions. What exactly is a sandwich? Improper gym attire. Things not to eat in the locker room. This years best picture nominees. Owls are birds too.

We review Philadelphia Brewing Company's Walt Wit Unfiltered Belgian-Style White Ale. Love smells sweaty. Sorry Jay Z. Tunnels: what's going on? Fight the cliché. Love advice from two dudes. Our take on the beginning. Creepy breaking and entering. How we think babies work. Women are superheroes. Connor and Dakota: the journey. 

We review Southern Tier's Barrel House Series Rum Barrel Aged Pumking. Richard's son's exotic pet richard's richard. The best episode of the Bachelor yet. Crude medical practices from the 1300's. The Grammy's. And there is a Wizard with a magic camera. 

We review Victory Brewing Company's Sour Monkey. Sorry, but turn your volume down. Seriously. The Super Bowl sucked. The Bachelor happened. Sandblasting is the new black. Dakota spits on everything.