The Ewing Barbecue Podcast

Originally aired: March 21, 1980

Directed by: Irving J Moore

Written by: Rena Down

The one where JR gets shot. 

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Originally aired: March 14, 1980

Directed by: Alexander Singer

Written by: Barbara Searles

JR has some "insider trading" with Ewing Oil's investment in Asia. So, he gets a little sketch (like usual).

Cliff finds something interesting in Digger's old stuff. 

Pam becomes obsessed with finding out info about her dead mother. 

Jock and Miss Ellie visit Jock's first wife Amanda (cue "Amanda" by Boston") You'll have to play it mentally since we can't afford to pay for the rights to play it! LOL 

JR rapes Kristin, and it's played as comedy.  We have a lot of feelings about it. 

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Originally aired: February 28, 1980

Directed by: Irving J Moore

Written by: Arthur Bernard Lewis

Jock is arrested for Skeletor's murder. 

Digger is dying.

Jock confronts Miss Ellie about Matt Devlin. 

Scotty the Pimp Lawyer comes to the rescue! 

Some TEA IS SPILLED!!! 

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Season 3, Episode 22: Jock's Trial, Pt 1

Originally aired: February 22, 1980

Directed by: Irving J Moore

Written by: Arthur Bernard Lewis

Cliff is determined to get to the bottom of Skeletor's murder. Local police are pretty against it, as they obviously don't want to deal with any drama from the Ewings. 

Digger is super sick, Lucy decides to date her Prof (OF COURSE SHE DOES!!!), and Miss Ellie has a day drinking date with a Matt Devlin while Jock is at home wondering where "all those women are!" 

Sue Ellen finally decides to leave JR for Dusty. It's going to be fine. Fine. FINE! Nothing bad could possibly happen.............

Interested in learning more about that Moonlighting book Mary mentioned? It's the first book written about Moonlighting!

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Season 3, Episode 21: Divorce Ewing Style

Originally aired: February 15, 1980

Directed by: Leonard Katzman

Written by: Leonard Katzman

To celebrate JR and Sue Ellen's 9th wedding anniversary, Sue Ellen is planning to leave him. So, of course, she basically tells him straight out her plan (girl!), oh and she also throws a surprise anniversary party at Southfork. Kristin has NO chill about the party and if ANYONE was paying attention they would have noticed how pissed and jealous Kristin was acting! Schemes ensue! 

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Season 3, Episode 20: Second Choices.

JR wants Alan Beam to marry Lucy and gtfo of Texas so he doesn't have to worry about her parents dropping by anymore (dude is PARANOID!) Alan is all about it, but Lucy just is NOT that into it anymore. Too much Beam Skin Rug for her taste. Girl has actually finally fallen in love with school! She wants to get into her PJs, make a blanket fort and read Madame Bovary. 

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This episode should be named "Choices", since everyone is making a choice, not just Sue Ellen.

Ray: will he stay with Donna?

Bobby: will he start an affair with Jenna?

Pam: will she try to save her marriage?

Sue Ellen: will she leave JR for Dusty?

JR: will he say something hilarious and awful that will make someone want to shoot him?

Join us whilst we contemplate these choices and also randomly sing a lot!

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Season 3, Episode 18: Jenna’s Return

Pam’s boss makes Pam fly to Paris for the weekend, which pisses Bobby off. In the airport, whilst dropping Pam off, he runs into his first love Jenna Wade! Bobby spends the entire weekend hanging out and maybe making out with his ex!

JR clutches his pearls at Sue Ellen flaunting her affair with Dusty. He’s also grown super tired of Kristin, which makes Kristin bring out her crazy eyez!

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JR and Alan Beam pull the plug on Cliff's campaign at about the same time that Digger gets crunk and spills the tea to a reporter that Sue Ellen and JR's baby is really Cliff's baby! Cliff, fresh out of faks, not only does not deny it, but screams it into the void - and Mofo sues for custody! Lawd! Thus, the episode turns into an episode of Jerry Springer. Tune in to see WHO. IS. THE FATHER. of Baby John! dun. Dun. DUN!

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We go DISCO ROLLERSKATING in this episode!!!! 

Kristin discovers Lucy's affair with Alan Beam and brings the information to J.R.  J.R. sees a way to turn Alan's romance to his own advantage. 

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