The Fallout Lounge

After Early Today, Good Morning, America, and Live with Kelly and Ryan, comes the show for viewers who have a more relaxed approach to waking up during quarantine.

Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices: Andy Bobrow, Kathy Nagler, and Meg Ruddy. Recorded at Network Studios in Culver City, and mixed by Dave Gerbosi.

Please welcome our newest sponsor, the DNA testing company that gives you the results you truly want.

Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices: David Pasquesi, Kathy Nagler, Andy Bobrow, Meg Ruddy, TV's John Montgomery, Dave Gerbosi. Recorded at Network Studios in Culver City, and mixed by Dave Gerbosi.

You know what they say: there's a thin line between a virulent racist and a game show contestant with a targeted category focus.

P.S. We love you, Alex!

Written by Bob Merlotti. Vocals: Geoff Cantor, David Gerbosi, and Katherine Pryor. Recorded by VOs in self-quarantine, and mixed by David Gerbosi.

It's a compilation! It's an anthology! It's eight sketches from our second season all smushed together for one-stop listening. Plug us in, and a mere 23 where-did-the-time-go minutes later, you'll have a snappy retort when your pushy friend insists you binge season 5 of The Sassy Cow.

"Have you heard 'The Fallout Lounge?'" you'll counter, smugly. And just like that, you win the comedy standoff. Now if you'll excuse us, we're three episodes behind on The Sassy Cow.

Share the hell out of this with your fellow shut-ins. Barter value: one 10-pound bag of potatoes.

There's a national debate raging about when to restart the economy, given that reopening it too soon could lead to the deaths of thousands. Fortunately, we can count on corporations to take the moral high ground, as shown in this sketch.

Written by Bob Merlotti.

Voices: Stevie Sant'angelo, TV's John Montgomery, Jillian Maryonovich, David Gerbosi, and Bob Merlotti.

Recorded at Network Studios and Gotham Podcast Studios, and mixed by David Gerbosi.

If presidential briefings and spending time with your family haven't pushed you over the edge yet, this world-weary DJ ought to do it.

Written by Bob Merlotti.

Voice: David Pasquesi.

Recorded by David Pasquesi and mixed by David Gerbosi.

If you're going to spend your home imprisonment giving yourself a hand, you may as well sing about it. Please listen to completion.

Written by Bob Merlotti.

Vocal: David Gerbosi.

Recorded and mixed by David Gerbosi.

You're sequestered, you're bored...how about a jigsaw puzzle to pass the time? With dedication and practice, you, too, may someday bask in the professional jigsaw circuit limelight, like these 1000-piece masters.

Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices: David Pasquesi and Kathy Nagler.

Recorded at The Network Studios and mixed by David Gerbosi.

In times like these, snake oil salesmen emerge, eager to take advantage of the most vulnerable among us. Don't fall for scams, and if you're struggling with your mental health, find a professional to help. Not this guy.

Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices: David Pasquesi and Meg Ruddy. Recorded at The Network Studios and mixed by David Gerbosi.

You're washing your hands and avoiding touching your face, doing everything you can to keep virus-free. But is there an alternative? One medical maverick says, "Boy howdy, is there!" Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices: David Pasquesi, Kathy Nagler, Andy Bobrow, TV's John Montgomery, Meg Ruddy, and David Gerbosi. Recorded at The Network Studios and mixed by David Gerbosi.