The Fallout Lounge

Your romantic dry spell is over. Introducing Frontier™ brand personal lubricant, brought to you by none other than everyone's favorite celebrity cowboy, Sam Elliott. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voice: Geoffrey Cantor. Mixed by David Gerbosi. Celebrity voice is a big fake.

No longer must you incessantly search for the next comedy sketch like some sort of common laborer. Here are all of your favorite round 2 Fallout Lounge podsnacks, all in one place. Hit "play" and luxuriate in your exquisite guffaws.

Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by David Pasquesi, Andy Bobrow, Kathy Nagler, Shannon Bobo, Meg Ruddy, Dennis Ryan, Julie "Golden" Dubensky, TV's John Montgomery, Shellynne Vontoure, and Bob Merlotti. "Eternity Pillow," "A Pill Too Far," "Pantone Color of the Year," "Trump Statue," "Sarcasm Lawyer," and "Binge Bunker" recorded at Eleven Sound by Scott Crisp. "Snapchat Zapruder" recorded at Network Studios by Mike Casentini. All sketches mixed by David Gerbosi. Additional mixing by Mike Luebbers at Redline Creative Group.

The media delivers too much bad news and not enough good news, right? This sketch fixes that problem by alternating equal measures of both. You're welcome. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Lori Alan and David Pasquesi. Lori Alan was recorded at Eleven Sound by Jeff Payne and Jordan Meltzer. Mixed by Jordan Meltzer at Eleven Sound. Additional mixing by Mike Luebbers at Redline Creative Group.

Too often we cast a blind eye to snail-on-snail violence. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voice: Jordan Meltzer. Recorded and mixed by Jordan Meltzer at Eleven Sound. Additional editing by Mike Luebbers at Redline Creative Group.

A cynical, world-weary DJ who plays only depressing music = comedy. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voice: David Pasquesi. Mixed by Jordan Meltzer at Eleven Sound. Additional editing by Mike Luebbers at Redline Creative Group.

Here's a little something we call "Diner Sketch," mainly because it's a sketch which takes place in a diner. Short, but it has a little of everything–just like a good diner. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Lori Alan, Andy Bobrow, Chandler Bolt, and Meg Ruddy. Bonus: Promo for a fabulous new CBS quiz show (voices by Andy Bobrow, Kathy Nagler, and Meg Ruddy). Recorded at Eleven Sound by Jeff Payne and Jordan Meltzer. Mixed by Jordan Meltzer at Eleven Sound. Additional mixing by Mike Luebbers at Redline Creative Group.

Whether you're new to dating apps or an embittered veteran, these tips will enhance your pathetic online experience. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voice by Kathy Nagler. Bonus: Promo for a riveting new CBS action drama (voices by Meg Ruddy, Chandler Bolt, and Jeff Payne). Recorded at Eleven Sound by Jeff Payne and Jordan Meltzer. Mixed by Jordan Meltzer at Eleven Sound. Additional mixing by Mike Luebbers at Redline Creative Group.

School House Rock made it fun to learn numbers and the alphabet. Now you're ready for the practical stuff. Lyrics by Bob Merlotti. Vocal by Faith Graham. Arranged, recorded and mixed by Austin Schupe at Shindig Music + Sound.

Any talking head can read from a teleprompter; true journalists also possess the ability to expertly handle a stack of paper. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Andy Bobrow and Kathy Nagler. Bonus: A rib-tickling new comedy from CBS (voices by Meg Ruddy and Bob Merlotti). Recorded at Eleven Sound by Jeff Payne and Jordan Meltzer, and mixed by Jordan Meltzer.

Quick, what's the optimum length of floss to tear off? You don't know, do you? This will clear things up. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Shannon Bobo and Chandler Bolt, recorded at Eleven Sound by Jeff Payne and Jordan Meltzer, mixed by Jordan Meltzer.