The Fallout Lounge

New listener? Wonder what the Fallout Lounge is all about, or where to start? This trailer will give you the details you need to begin your comedic journey (spoiler alert: it ends in a dark alley behind Long John Silver's).

Friday the 14th, walking in front of a ladder, and a killer asteroid hitting the planet next to you. That's the thrill of near catastrophe you'll feel when you listen to our latest compilation. Six hilarious sketches, stitched together like a Human Centipede, each one barely skirting disaster. Should you download it? Share? Subscribe? Yes, all of those things, lest you anger our intern Jason, who murders his victims while they're listening to unfunny podcasts.

The recent HBO documentary about Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward drew critical raves and fresh tomatoes. But there's more to the story, as we recently learned by bugging the Newman's Own boardroom.

Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by David Pasquesi, Russell Arons, and Dave Gerbosi. Sound design and mix by Dave Gerbosi.

Once in a blue election cycle, an artist emerges with their stubby finger on the faint pulse of the nation. Share this alternative national anthem with a patriot who's bullish about America!

Written by Bob Merlotti. Vocals, music, and mix by Dave Gerbosi.

Even the most rabid NFL fan can watch only so many concussions before they crave an expert to analyze those concussions. This halftime show has everything you'll ever need. Ever.

Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Andrés duBouchet, David Pasquesi, Andy Bobrow, Patrick Schumacker, Kathy Nagler, Chris Cady, Barry Burdiak, Meg Ruddy, Dennis Ryan, TV's John Montgomery, Dave Merhar, Dave Gerbosi, Susan Gerbosi, Dave "News" Hughes, and Bob Merlotti. Sound design and mix by Dave Gerbosi.

Some days you're the fly, some days you're the windshield, and some days you stick your hand in a toaster oven.

Written by Bob Merlotti. Voice by David Pasquesi, and introducing "Luna" and "Wolfie." Mix by Dave Gerbosi.

It's time to paint over Pantone Color of the Year 2021 with a sassy new selection. Color us mixing a strong drink.

Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Kathy Nagler, Barry Burdiak, Meg Ruddy, and Stevie Sant'Angelo. Mix by Dave Gerbosi.

Tired of non-alcoholic beers that lack gusto? Hoist three sheets to the wind with the bold new NA brew that's cresting with flavor! Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by David Pasquesi, Barry Burdiak, Chris Cady, Meg Ruddy, Kathy Nagler, Dennis Ryan, TV's John Montgomery, Dave Gerbosi, and Bob Merlotti. Music and mix by Dave Gerbosi.

We've procrastinated all summer, and it's been one big, fat Target chaise longue of contentment. But now that all twelve compilations are displayed in a row for you to snatch up like an end-aisle display of RC Cola, the time has come for new material. Beginning next week, fresh sketches will drop like a coast-to-coast water balloon. So wrap up your summer romances and get that prickly heat rash looked at, because your favorite podcast is about to snap you out of your sweaty, procrastinating summer malaise. 'Til then, download, share, subscribe and review. We know you're not busy, we've seen your lawn.

In sweaty anticipation of all-new Season 5, we're unloading our old sketches for pennies on the dollar! Make us an offer on the patriotic adult book store sketch. Grab a bargain on the "Racist Johnny Appleseed" sketch! We can't say no offer is too insulting, because we're constantly humiliated--but that said, everything must go! C'mon, step into our massive sketch garage sale and breathe in the savings! Take a good, deep whiff of the comedy value! Nestle it in your convulsing-from-laughter lungs. We'll see you in the podcast ICU, if you're lucky.