How are you with plants? Are you an unwitting plant assassin? Try a cactus. Or a succulent. Or a cactus that is also a succulent. Any combination should work. You can buy it with all the money that apparently lines the bottom of our garbage cans. You'll find that money more accessible than the stuff that goes toward elections, despite there being much more of it there.

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