Not everyone, not even the very rich, often make it to 100. Most of us do make it to the age where you need reading glasses though. That's pretty scary. Even scarier than a giant green guy lumbering around going "rrrrr". But not scarier than Ed Gein.

On the show:

• Alex
• Andy
• Kristyn Burtt
• Tim Lammers

Topics covered:

• Very old celebrities
• Reading glasses
• Tron: Ares
• Minecraft
• Frankenstein
• Ed Gein
• Badly generated AI music

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The whole family is absent today save for one. Luckily, it's the one who knows how to work all these electronics. Besides, plenty of people showed up to talk mostly about Curious George and his irresponsible owner.

On the show:

• Andy
• Kristyn Burtt
• Melissa
• Brittany
• Chris Egert
• Colin

Topics covered:

• Palisades fires
• AI generated content
• Curious George
• Michael J Fox
• Ocean's
• Parenting young children

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Everyone experiences a crisis sometimes. You can't prevent them all, so you have to learn how to deal with them. That's what The Crisis Files is for. And wouldn't you know it, you're getting three of them back to back, recorded live at the Mall of America.

On the show:

• Tom
• Kathryn
• Andy
• Kristyn Burtt
• Roshini Rajkumar

Topics covered:

• TikTok
• Kevin Costner's divorces
• Journalistic integrity
• Crisis Files

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Today in football news: not very much football. But there was an alleyway altercation where a football-adjacent individual got stabbed, which is just unusual enough to make it its own segment.

On the show:

• Tom
• Kathryn
• Andy
• Kristyn Burtt
• Costaki Economopoulos
• Rick Kupchella

Topics Covered:

• Mark Sanchez gets stabbed
• Tree frog
• California's AI bill
• Precarious State

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If you've ever wanted to lose 220 million dollars, you should have gotten into Minneapolis commercial real estate about ten years ago. But hey, it's not too late. There's plenty of money left to lose in that city, unless things start changing in a hurry. And speaking of changing in a hurry, when are all of these hundred year old former NFL players getting into the hall of fame? When, I ask you?

On the show:

• Tom
• Kathryn
• Andy
• Kristyn Burtt
• Bob Sansevere

Topics covered:

• Precarious State
• Minneapolis office space
• Jay Jones
• Football (non) hall of famers

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First Kathryn is incapacitated, now Andy. That's okay though. How hard could running all that equipment really be? Besides, we've got Kristyn and Tim, so we can't just abandon them or their loyal fans.

On the show:

• Tom
• Alex
• Kristyn Burtt
• Tim Lammers

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No, he's not running for governor. Sorry, we've asked. That goes for both our guests today. Being governor is a lot of pressure. You've got the mansion, the speeches, the top hat. It's just too much. Plus when would they have time to make booya or do stand-up comedy?

On the show:

• Tom
• Andy
• Kristyn Burtt
• Mike Bryant
• Jason Schommer
• Jimmy Francis

Topics covered:

• Jude's prescription food
• Kids these days
• Tulsa king
• Going viral
• Political division
• Rural Minnesota

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Diana fills in for Kathryn today, which works well because she's got 40 years of KARE history to go through with Tom, give or take. She's also using her skill set as a reporter in the pursuit of nature photography. Apparently Jeffrey Dahmer's apartment has been given back to nature, but it's probably still not the kind of place you go to take pictures.

On the show:

• Tom
• Andy
• Kristyn Burtt
• Diana Pierce

Topics covered:

• Rocco Baldelli firing
• Keith Urban divorce
• Serial killers and their living quarters
• Nature photography
• Minnesota TV and radio

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Has your neighbor ever tried to make you relapse? Have you ever had fourteen children? Are you an obese O-10? The answer to all of these is probably "no", which is what makes them interesting. A real man bites dog situation, as Chris may or may not say. It's a news thing.

On the show:

• Tom
• Kathryn
• Andy
• Costaki Economopoulos
• Kristyn Burt
• Chris Egert

Topics covered:

• Neighbor from hell
• Shaun Alexander's kids
• Half time shows
• Air friers
• Fat generals

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Kathryn and Alex are back from Vegas and they've got the scoop. Is the town dying? Is the Sphere everything you've heard and more? How tolerable is the smell? Get your Vegas info here, because you certainly don't want to hear about the Twins.

On the show:

• Tom
• Kathryn
• Alex
• Andy
• Kristyn Burtt
• Bob Sansevere

Topics covered:

• Las Vegas
• Wizard of Oz at The Sphere
• Vegas hotels
• Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl
• YouTube clickbait

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