The Fan Girl Film Club

What we watched: Walking Tall. Why we watched it: Dwayne Johnson & Johnny Knoxville. What we thought: You really could just make any kind of movie in 2004.

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What we watched: Clerks II. Why we watched it: Rosario Dawson. What we thought: Not Mia's Randall Graves.

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What we watched: Repentance. Why we watched it: Anthony Mackie. What we thought: A lot. And none of it was good.

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What we watched: Just My Luck. Why we watched it: Chris Pine (& McFly). What we thought: LiLo's drug problems make a lot more sense after watching this.

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What we watched: Don't Worry Darling. Why we watched it: Florence Pugh & Chris Pine. What we thought: Both remain flawless despite this Stepford knockoff.

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What we watched: Jupiter Ascending. Why we watched it: Mila Kunis, Channing Tatum. What we thought: This is the greatest movie of our time and no we will not be accepting any arguments about that.

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What we watched: Make Up. Why we watched it: Joseph Quinn. What we thought: It could have been better and here's 340 ways we came up with.

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What we watched: Detention. Why we watched it: Josh Hutcherson. What we thought: Dane Cook was robbed of the Oscar for this one.

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What we watched: The Apparition. Why we watched it: Sebastian Stan. What we thought: Any film can go from short to feature with enough establishing shots of the San Fernando Valley.

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What we watched: The Gray Man. Why we watched it: Chris Evans, Ana de Armas, Ryan Gosling (take your pick). What we thought: Not remotely gay enough.

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