The Faucet with Myq Kaplan

Welcome to October! In tonight's pod-snack, Myq discusses his impending birthday, words, Lords, vague recollections of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and helping animals.

For tonight's pod-meal, Myq discusses his friendship with artist Joe Karg, imagines Andres of multiple numerical values, gives retroactive advice to George Carlin, and gives this to any artist who wants it: "Don't be afraid to make things that people might not like."

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Save It For Now Arters Gonna Art Re-Fund the Profundity Double-Edged Oxygen Sword 20 Great Minutes (Find the Minutes!) Scandinavian Anthropology Paraphrasing Verbatim Self-Aware Wolf Like-Hearted Mind Field

For today's pod-meal, Myq serves up tales of a zoom bat mitzvah, the earth's axis, and the color green.

He also recalls an old mustard commercial, recommends Bo Burnham's song "From God's Perspective," and wonders who is in charge of the concept of time.

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Bippy Mitzvah All-Axis Passes Green With NB A Snake Birthing Itself. Look at That Oak Tree. Night Sold Separately. Send Me Mustard! OR BEANFIELD'S. Schlippery Schlope

Fauceteers! In tonight's pod-snack, Myq shares about something old (a joke), something new (another joke), something borrowed (the first joke again, which came from an old joke book), and something blue (water). Congratulations! Is this podcast a wedding? Or just clever nonsense. Or is it some combination? Like a marriage between something actual AND nonsense? Listen and find out!

Today, in Podcast Broadcast Nows: Myq's new album AKA has been submitted to the Grammys®. Myq's mom receives a new email with his podcast recs. Myq shares the latest in his Tibetan debate studies. Myq recommends the genre of Will Ferrell, the poetry of David Whyte, and his friendship with his friend Renata. (The news is very Myq-centric. Myq is not the most objective journalist. He is perhaps a SUBJECTIVE journalist.)

Thanks for reading and listening and voting if you're a Grammys® voter!

On tonight's sleepy-time pod-snack, Myq celebrates the life of Ruth Bader Ginsburg, recommends the Social Dilemma, and wakes himself up just in time for bed. A nice LOLabye. Night, everyone!

On today's pod-meal, pull up a seat and enjoy hearing about Myq's friendship with his old pal and bandmate Sam! Additional friends discussed include the Liz Glazer, New York City, and Beetle Bailey again! Also Yogi Berra.

Myq also reveals what one word, for him, has no rhymes, but that no one else agrees with him about. Controversy! (Not orange, silver, month, or purple. More intrigue!)

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Sam I Am Not Shout-Ins Centaurs and Minotaurs Anthropequines Is This-ness the Is-ness?

On today's pod-snack, Myq wishes Rini's mother Deborah the happiest birthday. Also YOU. Whenever it's your birthday. YOU get a birthday and YOU get a birthday. But mostly Deborah! Today! Birthday! Happy Birth-a-Rini!

(Please note: this episode may be enjoyed whether or not today is your birthday. Any day! Today! Listen! Look, you're already reading it. Enjoy! Treat yourself! To this here ear-treat. Okay. That's all. Happy birthday!)

In today's pod-meal, Myq dishes an edition of topics such as remembering, forgetting, exercising your heart/mind, and worrying/wondering about saying the same things he's said before.

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A Dishin' of Addition (Edition) Things I've Said Before The Inter-Knit The Differences Between Podcast and Standup Cowfolx Compassion Muscles Would You Like a Cup of Meaning? The Inner Horizon Hit Songs of My Family The Lyrics of This Podcast

On today's pod-ride, Myq covers reality and unreality (as usual, and as unusual), zooming into and out of topics like Sherlock Holmes, the Simpsons, St. Elsewhere, and things that DON'T start with "S" probably. (Oh yeah, also Rudyard Kipling and TS Eliot and Raven-Symone!) Come along!

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Eat Your Phone. Editable Edibles. The Simpsons IS Fictional! Law and Order: St. Elsewhere.