Grab your former roommate and have a listen as Christine and Emily tackle a pair of cinematic spiritual twins. After a little RuPaul’s Drag Race and Wonder Woman chitchat, the ladies delve into 1978’s Girlfriends, directed by Claudia Weill, and 2012’s Frances Ha, by Noah Baumbach with a little help from Greta Gerwig. Please be aware that they go into pretty deep detail for both films, so spoiler-sensitive listeners may want to watch the films first. AND YOU SHOULD ANYWAY. Share your thoughts with us on Twitter @femininepodcast or on our Facebook group page.

Stretch those muscles! Vaseline those teeth! Look and feel your best with our latest episode, wherein Christine and Emily vault their way into two female-centric black comedies. First up is 1999’s star-studded docu-style Drop Dead Gorgeous. They follow it up with 2015’s The Bronze, a Sundance darling that never found its audience. UNTIL NOW. Maybe. You’ll see. Share your thoughts with us on our Facebook group or on Twitter @femininepodcast. And always believe in yourself. And Sbarro.

Saddle up for a very special episode of The Feminine Critique, wherein Christine proves her excellence by completely turning Emily around on a movie. First up is 2009’s The Skeptic, starring Tim Daly and Christine’s best friend Tom Arnold. They follow that up with Texas Chainsaw (not Massacre) 3D, a movie which leads to a very prolonged discussion about the physics of bras. Come share your own opinions about the science of shirts over on Twitter @femininepodcast or at our Facebook group. Stay supportive!

Strap in and hang on: we’re back, and we’ve got LOTS to say. After an extensive “what we’ve been watching” recap, Christine and Emily dive in paws first to Mick Garris and Stephen King’s Sleepwalkers, one of the greatest pieces of ridiculousness to come out of the ‘90s. Next up is Tony Scott’s very pretty The Hunger, starring a whole lot of very pretty people. If you like or hate what you hear, reach us on Twitter @femininepodcast or join our Facebook group for tons of fun. MEOW.

Welcome to a very weird (from a technical standpoint) episode of The Feminine Critique, as Christine and Emily tackle 1942’s classic Cat People and 1982’s less classic Cat People. Due to Emily’s inability to understand Skype, we had to do a little audio juggling. This episode starts with our main feature discussion and ends with some choppy audio of our “what we’ve been watching” usual intro. I tried to salvage what I could, so deal with it and leave me alone. We’ll probably take a brief hiatus due to life stuff until our next episode, but please keep in touch via Twitter (@femininepodcast) or via The Feminine Critique’s Facebook page. Kitty kisses to all!

Welcome to the tiger house of podcasts as Christine and Emily delve teeth first into 2010’s Burning Bright (aka the movie that should have been called Tiger House) and 2009’s TiMER (aka a wonderful film that admittedly would be improved with more tigers). Listen, laugh, love. Share your thoughts over at our Facebook page or on Twitter via @femininepocast. SMOOCHES.

Pull on that singlet and do some stretching for this super wrestling-heavy episodes. Christine and Emily delve deep into the WWE network’s 2006 attempt at horror with See No Evil, then follow it up with 2015’s Russell Madness. It’s about a dog who wrestles, and it’s as fantastic as it sounds. We apologize for the patchy audio quality on Emily’s end, but that should be resolved by the next episode. Share your thoughts on our Facebook group or tweet @femininepodcast.

What better way to start 2017 than with Christine and Emily pairing an art-house indie about the toxicity of modern existence with a talking dog flick? The ladies delve deep into Santa Buddies, which is a sequel (Christine claims prequel, but she’s wrong) to/spinoff of Disney’s Santa Paws/Air Buddies dynasty. Up next is Todd Haynes’ 1995 Safe, starring Julianne Moore and Patron Saint of The Feminine Critique, James LeGros (the “s” is silent, btw). Come share your thoughts on all things feminine/critiquey/LeGrowy/talking doggy over at our Facebook group or on Twitter @femininepodcast.

Emily sits down on the Oprah couch to talk poster design with artist Mike DiGrazia. You will never look at DVD covers the same way again! Learn more about Mike’s credits here: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2563125/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1 and enjoy the interview!

We made it to the finish line, and the titan bestowing a medal upon our eggnog-stained cardigan running gear is none other than the king of Christmas, Eric Roberts? Yeah, so this is Ion’s A Husband For Christmas starring Vivica A. Fox as an overworked single gal who enters into a sham marriage so her underling can get citizenship and then, can you believe it? just might all in love. There’s a lot more to it, of course, including a whole lot of montages, dead wives, sassy best friends, public domain songs, and what might be the most meta examination of photoshop in a David DeCoteau movie. I hope you all had a great holiday season, found a good-hearted partner equal to you in terms of attractiveness, and discovered the true meaning of Christmas. Happy new year!