George Hendricks from Mogwai Minute joins Crystal and John Robert for the last time and they are not sober. They are not sober and their audio crackles but they have the best time. ENJOY!

George Hendricks joins Crystal and John Robert again and they celebrate day two of St. Patrick’s Week! Today they talk about cheese from Pinconning, MI, Korben’s epic side eye and how in the future they figure out flying cars but not orphanage funding.

George Hendricks from Mogwai Minute joins us for three days of drinking and chatting about The Fifth Element to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day Week! They talk about what they are drinking, Korben and Leeloo’s meet cute and how good Milla Jovovich is at speaking the Divine Language.

It is Kyle Crane’s last day on The Fifth Eleminute with Crystal and John Robert and they use it wisely talking about how the police are the Greek chorus of the movie, what cinema was like prior to the rise of the movie franchise and of course some NYC travel tips.

Kyle Crane joins Crystal and John Robert again and he explains what magazines are to young people, that the scientist needed to communicate with the police a little better and how much detail there is in the cityscape.

Kyle Crane from Pele Media join Crystal Beth and John Robert for this weeks adventures with The Fifth Element! This week they talk about how much Crystal hates ladybugs, how Leeloo is here to save life but not YOUR life and how hard it would be to drive in the future.

Brett White joins Crystal and John Robert for one last day and they discuss how not to talk to people who speak another language, how much they miss long cuts in action movies and John and Brett give some incite into what working at a movie theater was like.

Brett White joins Crystal and John Robert again and they talk about how animalistic Milla Jovovich is and what she is saying in the Divine Language, what the rules of creating new people in the future are and taxi violence.

Guest host Brett White joins Crystal Beth and John Robert as they talk about how wonderfully stylized The Fifth Element is, reminisce about watching Star Wars Minute live at Parkside lounge and what their theories on where the Fifth Elements come from.

Pete the Retailer finishes out his week with Crystal and John Robert by discussing the poetics of Robocop, how weird skeletons are and Crystal gets to read so many displays!