Pete the Retailer joins Crystal Beth and John Robert once again to talk about how great Christopher Fairbank (Mactilburgh) is, science scars for people with augmented intelligence and Cow Tales again.

This week Crystal Beth and John Robert are joined by Star Wars Minute’s Pete the Retailer! They discuss the Nucleolab, black lights and foil rooms of the future.

John Robert impresses Crystal by proving that Mars plays a part in this movie and makes her crazy by singing Colors of the Wind like he promised. They also read a few lines from the screenplay and get their first look at Zorg!

Crystal Beth and John Robert discuss what the Mondoshawan’s think of our advancements in space, how hard the PAs worked to make the ships so shaky and how the costumes hold up after 20 years.

Crystal and John enjoy talking about this nice relaxing minute by looking at Vito Cornelius’ picture book, talking about lawyers and safety regulations in the future and what could be inside of that angry, evil planet.

Crystal Beth and John Robert say goodbye to guest Tom Taylor as well as everyone’s favorite mugger, dance star and animated gif. It won't be as bad as it sounds though... they promise.

Guest Tom Taylor and hosts Crystal Beth and John Robert do their best drugged up mugger impressions, talk about the Internet Movie Firearm Database and how cool and tough Korben Dallas is. He is so cool and tough.

Guest Tom Taylor from Indiana Jones Minute visits with Crystal and John Robert and they talk about a possible Vin Diesel cameo, what Gemini Croquettes are and how exactly do people make coffee in the future?

John Robert and Crystal explore Korben’s apartment, discuss whether or not Vin Diesel is in the movie and how good Luc Besson is at introducing his characters.

In Minute 17 Crystal Beth and John Robert talk about General Staedert’s last stand and guess what! Bruce Willis is in this movie!