Crystal and John finally give credit to John Bennett, the man who embodied the magnificent Beardy Priest and Crystal puts her sommelier knowledge to the test.

Crystal and John love Beardy Priest’s expressive face, they discuss which museums have drugs on display and giving children the Vulcan nerve pinch.

Crystal talks about her love of snake kisses and hatred of spiders. John wishes people wore fancy hats all the time still and loves the dirt in the Professor’s beard.

The opening credits are over and we are on our way to Egypt!

Written by/Directed by/Story by/Dresses brought by/Fun brought to you by/Bananas Provided by/ Luc Besson.

Opening credits. Crystal bonds with the torch lady. Her name is Mary.

Crystal Beth and John Robert discuss both the French and American versions of The Fifth Element trailers.

Get to know your hosts and their thoughts on The Fifth Element before we dive into the good stuff!