Remember Fabian Cortez? It's been a while. The last time Ryan and Maddy saw him on X-Men: The Animated Series, he had just failed an attempted coup against Magneto and gotten kidnapped by Apocalypse. Now Fabian Cortez is in South America, convincing native people to worship the mutant-god villain that Maddy and Ryan love to hate. Jubilee and Beast run afoul of Fabian and Apocalypse's plans in this racist one-shot episode that has all the subtlety of an Indiana Jones movie. We didn't like the episode. But we did enjoy making fun of it.

X-Men Spotlight (it's back!): Caliban

Next week's episode: "Old Soldiers," X-Men: The Animated Series

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