The Fifty Ton Podcast

From individual self destruction to the collapse of the American system. Boredom will lead to our demise if we can't distract ourselves or think of anything positive to do with our abundance of time.

This week's episode cures what ails us all. (For 57 minutes at least.)

Better late than dead is what living people who are never punctual say when they're predictably 45 minutes late to a meeting they scheduled to discuss their time management issues. Or maybe I'm confusing that idiom, maybe it's what cowboys say when their six shooter accidentally discharges and the horse catches one right between the eyes and they have to walk to the saloon through the desert with a field dressed old pal on their shoulder. However the saying goes, I'm (Ed) late getting this guy uploaded, you can blame Riverside FM for the audio issues that delayed the edit or you can blame me for putting it off until Monday night to get it done or you can blame yourself for not having enough of that virtuous quality we call patience. Be like the title says and do what you want.

This episode is great. We discuss American freedom in all it's attributes and reveal the secrets how you can completely detach from our society without getting tangled up in all our laws. 

Enjoy!

Are you searching for something but don't know what?  Tired of chasing around numbers like 222 and 777 all day in your quest to become a full person?  Is your daily horoscope not cutting it anymore?  Are the magical crystals not shining as bright as they used to?  Well this podcast isn't going to help.  TBH this episode doesn't even have anything to do with that shit except that Ed hates anything magical so it's a good tie in.  He drank 5 margaritas and yelled at my for taking fish oil.  I haven't even listened to the show yet so who knows if it that part made it in.  I was trying to write this description like a 900 number ad but I ran out of steam and have to leave in a few mins.  I have things to do to you know.  I don't just sit around all day waiting for the perfect description to materialize out of thin air.  

Welcome to the big house.

Tune in this week to hear 50 tons of secrets get lifted off of Ed's chest like a weight bar made of hedonism.  Not for the faint of heart, this week's show takes a deep dive into the psyche of a man who is a sworn Atheist but carries the burdens of a thousand Catholic priests.  It took 40 weeks to come this far, but Ed finally comes clean about his love of.... The Beach Boys?  Yeah I didn't see that one coming either.  

Join us for a protein packed edition of the Fifty Ton Podcast!  This week we get lean & mean with topics that should have been covered two years ago like Bob Kraft going to a massage parlor for some Kraft services if you know what I'm sayin.  I can't decide if the show comes out better when I write an outline or not.  Part of me likes how this show is pretty much freestyle jazz but the other part of me is like what am I doing?  Who knows, it's all in the edits anyway.  Bon appetit!    

Ed's fresh back from living it up in the Golden State of California after a week of driving for hours at a time and eating the reproductive organs of sea creatures.  A glutton for punishment, he also enjoyed careening down a completely dangerous path to get sand blasted at a beach too cold to swim at.  Tune in to hear all of his vacations highlights!