Did you know Tango & Cash was actually a comedy?  I didn't realize that when we watched it.  When you look at it as a comedy it really makes sense.  Jokes on me.

Kickin it all the way live, no jive.  We take you on a funk ride.  So step inside while we glide to the other side.  The Far Side, but I'm not Gary.  I move that White like Barry, countin so much cash it's scary.  Pretty pretty good, call me Larry.  Show descriptions, I flip em, drop science and wisdom, facts I kick em.  So parlay while this funky beats hits em.

I just got back from visiting Ed down in the "City that Reads" Baltimore, MD.  We recorded 3 episodes last week so I can't even remember what we talked about on this one at this point.  I can vaguely remember getting into ASMR at some point and then I also try to Me Too Ed but it didn't really work.  Did you know we used to have a streetwear line that had a t-shirt with a graphic of a skeleton eating tacos?  

Did you know Ed's favorite movie is Show Girls starring Elizabeth Berkeley?  He owns the box set.  Also, he's off the wagon and slugged back another Mad Dog this week.  The speed at which he crushed that delicious (barf) fortified wine must have been a world record.  Real box car hobo hours on this side.  All he needs is a stick and a pillowcase to walk around with his stuff.  What is it about drinking cheap booze that fast?  You act like you got his by lightning. 

(there's actually some good content in this episode)

Ed answers the juiciest questions sent into online advice columns. Is he totally insensitive?  Right on the money?  Out of touch or right on the beat?   There's only one way to find out, and that's by listening to the whole show, subscribing, leaving a 5 star rating and giving us a glowing review.  

You wanna know what the problem Is with everything?  A real lack of dignity.  Yeah.... yup.  Everyone just goes for anything these days.  Where's the critical thought?  Someone's got a real BS idea that is obviously BS but worse for you?  Who cares!  Run with it.  Stand tall on that BS.  Ride it out til the death or until you completely alienate everyone around you.  Whatever.

Also, I'm going to Baltimore in February to record podcasts live and in person.  I have the antibodies so I can do that type of thing.  Yeah boyeeeeeeee!

Take a wild guess what we talk about this week?  You guessed it, the Masked Dancer!  

We also talk about all the nonsense at the capitol.

I've been stuck at home again for a week and my brain is 100% fried.   I didn't even realize it was Tuesday and then I overslept and was like oh yeah I need to get the podcast uploaded.  So then I check my email and didn't see it so I texted Ed podcast?? and then I realized that I was signed into the wrong email account.  So then, I download it, upload it whilst also listening to it and trying to write this stupid description.  I sat here for 10 mins and couldn't write but now I'm on my second cup of Joe and had a banana and some Sudafed and now it's all starting to make sense.

Well folks, this is it, the one you've been waiting for.... Ed drinks a whole bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 during the podcast.  Enjoy!

RIP MF DOOM

Big announcement!  The 50 Ton Podcast is coming to the silver screen in 2021.  Well not really but that's the first thing we talk about on the show and Ed made some snazzy episode artwork around the movie.  So anyway we had some real technical issues this time around so the pod hit the ol' inbox a little later than usual so this is all you're getting for a show description this week.  Does anyone actually read these?  I think I do a pretty good job on the show descriptions for the most part, but this week the literal show must go on... on our distribution platform so you can listen to it. How's that for a grammatically correct run on sentence?  Ok! Gotta run.  Enjoy the show and Happy New Year!