This week, Samantha Gurewitz is a werewolf. Sort of. Keith Saltojanes is a swift tailor, and not, uh … well, I think you can see this one coming. Joe Davis brings another episode of Slash Frontlobe where leftwing revenge fantasies once again mean nothing. And Ben Kuerchner and Barry Lank each have a separate take on this whole wall fracas and government shutdown.

Sketches about our New Years culture, including cast member Jessica Park’s horrible experiences on Uber. Plus Gil’s parody of the movie “Three Identical Strangers” - which maybe you’ve never heard of, but now you're going to hear a parody. Then at the end, an actual panel discussion called “Weed, Coke, Bath Salts.”

Also, a sex scandal hits the Muppet Show. That’s from our writer Joe Davis, who lives in Baltimore and spends his time thinking about that kind of thing.

Our second remix of sketches that are each no longer than two minutes. Enough time for one joke. Possibly three. No risk of a long sketch that goes nowhere. Because that is the worst thing that can possibly happen.

So we’re fully engulfed in Christmas now. This is a remix of sketches we’ve done about Christmas and religion in general. Many of the Christmas sketches in particular were from this year - because most of the Christmas sketches we’ve ever done have been from this year - interesting fact. I don’t know what’s behind that, but there it is.

In the first half of the show, it's the new order in the North Pole, the old order in Spiderman movies and a solution for a host of the Oscars. She’s hip, yet corporate. Cutting edge, yet manageable. Alive, yet a computer. Also, not alive. ... In the second half, three classic sketches about families - not a sentimental view, not a cynical view, just a clear portrayal of why you don’t go home more often. After that, our recording studio is moving. For real. We’ll have details at the end.

Political sensitivity is ruining Christmas, Christmas carols, situation comedies and World War 2. And if you stick around to the end of the show, somebody in the cast … dies. Am I making quotation marks with my fingers? You’ll see at the end.

The Christmas comedy sketches come earlier every year. But I doubt these sketch’ll make you feel too Christmasy. We’ve got the war on Christmas and an unpleasant take on Joseph and Mary, and an unpleasant take on Christmas caroling. Plus, Grandma's Secret Porn Stash. And dieting tips from Dr. George DiMarco, and a guy who agrees with everything he says.

A remix of sketches … all about food. And ho-lee crap, we have a lot of sketches about food. It’s all some of us think about, really. Some of these sketches go all the way back to 2012, when the show started, and we’ve got a lot of old names in the credits.

So - sit back. Relax. Shut up. Listen to the fuckin’ show. It’s the holiday season!

This week, we’re all eating turkey - everyone’s 5th or 6th favorite meat. You could eat turkey all year round. But you don’t. Except sandwiches. Do you eat turkey tacos? Or a turkey burrito? No. No one does that.
My point is, we’re all lying to ourselves.
And speaking of lying to ourselves, here’s the show we worked on. Lots of musical stuff this time. Plus, two man-on-the-streets. One is new. One is not. You figure it out.

This week, I think we can be excused a Thanksgiving sketch - the holiday is almost here. Plus, we just had a midterm election, and everybody voted. Like, EVERYBODY. They’re still counting some of those votes as I speak. The Democrats retook the House of Representatives. And the president has been wetting his diapers ever since. The less said about him, the better. Plus Sam’s got another song.