We have - basically - two long sketches. While we’ve been trying to make our sketches shorter recently, we do have these two from before that are massive. So we’re going to start with a sketch that’s eight minutes long, and it’s kind of a Western. Eventually. Then we’ll have a promo or two and this week’s man-on-the-street - which is kind of an Eastern. Then we’ll have a sketch that’s nine minutes and twenty seconds, and it’s REALLY a Western.

And that is the show.

We make fun of the people who paid bribes to get their kids into college. Then we make fun of the people who make fun of the people who paid bribes. Also, Facebook crashed for a day or so. Then Samantha tells us what it’s like to be a woman.

Plus, it’s springtime. So the theme in the second half is sports. Baseball and football and skydiving and our own general lack of interest in any of it. Except Mike Besaw, who actually goes to games. The rest of us are just awful.

A little more science, a little more heartache, a possible cure for HIV, one of those old Medieval mob scenes where someone is always holding a rolling pin for some reason, and an attempt at a good old fashioned political sketch that isn’t somehow apocalyptic. Wish us luck. ... Then in the second half of the show, we’re coming up on St. Patrick’s Day, so we threw in all our sketches that deal directly or tangentially with Ireland.

We have science, a bit of perversion, and Ebbie Parker’s dead-on script about college radio. Then in the second half of the show, we chat about our real-life terrible bosses - and as usual, whenever we talk about our lives, on or off the air - Jessica. Tops. Everybody.

Ben tries to make a point about anti-semitism. I try to make a point about prescription drugs. Jessica doesn’t really make about about relationships. She just shows a really awful one. And Keith wrote a parody of War of the Worlds. Then he went to Japan. So maybe he knows something.

We start with a musical indirect nod to President’s Day. Then Ben has collected some of the lies that Millennials tell each other. Dominique reveals her inner thoughts - which I’d always wondered about. We have kind of an all-American section at the end, with Keith bringing the new Mary Poppins and Joe bemoaning the new Disney. And in the first half of the show, possibly our first crowd-sourced sketch - which came from a post on my Facebook page, and ended up being written by more than a dozen people.

A Valentine’s Day show, with the kind of sketches about romance and relationships that you might expect from people who are hanging out in a recording studio on a Wednesday night because they have no particular reason to go home. Some new material - mostly up front. Plus, a lot of the sketches take place in cars. Not sure why. But it’s all about love - and a little bit about porn - and it’s just because apparently some of you are - you know - still trying? Which … good on you, heh?

All new sketches this week, with a lot of things about coffee. And not just because the Starbucks guy is running for president for some reason. And they’re going to spell his name wrong on the ballot!! Anybody done that joke yet?!

Plus, Ben and Jessica each announce things they want. Joe Davis has a sketch about … basically his own dating life. Valerie Van de Panne combines coffee and money. Gil Baron is obsessed with Linda Cardellini apparently. And Keith Saltojanes looks at a 55-year-old soap opera

In this week’s show, every news story in every sketch is true. … Most of the news stories. Other times, our sketches may be about poop. But this is a collection of sketches - including two brand new ones - with actual news stories from as far back as 2013. God. Remember the news in 2013? Wasn’t it so much better? These kids today - they don’t know.

The bullshit distraction of the government shutdown continues. And some people are mad at Gillette for telling them not to be assholes. Note: When fishing a razor out of your protest toilet by hand, Gillette says not to take out your anger on your wife. Take it out on Alastair Bitner - Keith’s bit at the end of the show. Before that, Joe Davis brings us “Name That Fart." And Ari Stidham - Sylvester in the TV show "Scorpion" - is Jesus at the last supper - in the most awesome place ever for supper!