We're tackling Devori's birthday request this episode with fan-favorite The Final Sacrifice. Join us for what ends up being the most buck wild five minutes of podcasting we've ever experienced, and paint yourself a soundscape of Joe tipping over in an office chair.

Host segments: the harsh truth about cotton gloves; Full Funch; Not a boat!; CanCon; Tryin' Burgers with Troy; Levon Czonka; Joe's whoopsie; ScanAlb; auntie's big weekend.