The Firm of Harris and Marang

Thumb crotch sponsor? Mariners are red-hot. John Mateer's big to-do. Ice Cube's new movie. Would you want to win an Elaine dance contest? Old-ass athletes.

Kenny G board game "Keepin' It Saxy". Patrick is figuring out that Rust has been a weirdo from early on. Alabama names a starter... will Oregon have the same starter all season? Are we witnessing the end of PPV sporting events? Giving Patrick hell for talking about his fantasy team... plus, who would you want to play you in your biopic? Accomplishing a feat that technically doesn't count. Web Gems: when pro athletes get dump-trucked. Patrick gets a talking-to from the Brand Man. The Seahawks won't be that bad, right? YANKEES SUCK! Closing Arguments: John Mateer has to defend his Venmo?

Patrick getting in trouble with the Brand Man. Are the Seahawks really expected to be the worst team in the NFC West? MARINERS! Closing Arguments: John Mateer defends himself.

Giving Patrick hell for talking about his fantasy team. No more PPV sports events? Mariano Rivera is one of us. Web Gems: CeeDee Lamb gets trucked.

Plus... who would you want to play you in your biopic?

Kenny G board game, Keepin' It Saxy. Patrick is realizing that Rust has been a weirdo from early on. Alabama names a starter... what happens at Oregon? Are we seeing the end of PPV sports events?

Who starts for Oregon?

Wait until you hear his Steely Dan take

Rust's Minnesota weekend, Giants' new QBs, Matthew Stafford's back. Mariners stay hot, and the Yankees stay not. Tape Don't Lie: what stupid stuff did Luke say last week? Mariners recently doing things right at every level.

Patrick doesn't use an alarm clock, and Danny has lots of places to hide stuff. Who had the better preseason debut: Shedeur Sanders or Jaxson Dart? Is NFL QB play getting better? Preseason game ended due to severe neck injury. Spicy college football matchup talk turns into spicy food talk. Patrick's lost sunglasses update. Web Gems: your life is not more interesting than sports. AP Preseason Top 25 poll released. Jon Gruden or Jimbo Fisher? Closing arguments: Justin Verlander is 10th pitcher with 3,500 Ks.