The Firm of Harris and Marang

Two separate stories, two really dumb criminals! We'll let you decide who's worse.

It's NBA Draft Lottery day... where will the Trail Blazers land? Dusty runs a simulation in each segment. Odds of Portland getting the #1 pick are 3.7%. Is Giannis open to moving? The definitive proof Jaxson Dart will be a star.

One metric has him with a higher probability than current stars like Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, and Lamar Jackson

Portland has a 3.7% chance at the #1 pick in tonight's Lottery

More uncomfortable: cold or warm toilet seat? Julius Randle leads Timberwolves over Warriors to even series. Will Draymond Green ever figure it out? The Giants were always high on Jaxson Dart. What a 16-team College Football Playoff would look like. These MLB prospects will make you feel very old. Worst Day on the Web: fracas at the 1605 Papal conclave. New red flag for an NFL rookie? More on the soap opera that is UNC, Bill Belichick, and Jordan Hudson. "Or" - NBA Playoffs, Draymond Green, Mariners. One NBA/WNBA market expanding inexpensive concessions options.

Tyrese Haliburton is far from overrated. What is happening at UNC with Bill Belichick & Jordan Hudson? "Or" - NBA Playoffs, Draymond Green's rep, Mariners. Mat Ishbia extending Suns' $2 concessions value menu to Mercury games.

How a 16-team College Football Playoff would look. These MLB prospects will make you feel really old. Worst Day on the Web: a fracas at the 1605 Papal conclave. An NFL rookie red flag?

A fracas broke out at the Papal conclave in 1605

The Big Ten & SEC would each have 4 automatic qualifiers

More uncomfortable: warm or cold toilet seat? Julius Randle leads Timberwolves over Warriors to even series at 1-1. Will Draymond Green ever figure it out? Giants' decision-making on Jaxson Dart.