By Dan and Mandy
The podcast where adorable goes to die.
The good folks from Big Horn County, truckers, and the Playboy himself come under fire in this week's episode. Will all the babies burn in hell? Will the sexy massage therapists of Montana live to tug another day? Tune in...
It's February and we're dead inside. We chatted about the worst sorts of people (the ones in the grocery store), a virgin who made a big mistake, the ghost ship of the Platte River, and oh so much more! Enjoy...
Hey friends! We're back? Yes, we're back! This week we're just sliding our way into that sweet, sultry podcast groove with some random chitty chat about nothing and everything all at once. Our 2021 sucked just about as much as...
THIS WAS PRE-RECORDED IN 2020 SO WE TALK ABOUT THAT A LOT, NO NEED TO POINT IT OUT OR ANYTHING, WE ALREADY KNOW. WE ARE ALL JUST DOING OUR BEST OUT HERE, OKAY? If there's anything we've learned about this...
Oh hey, it's Election Day in America! So we decided to sit down and ramble a bit on all manner of topics- QAnon is the sexy new Satanic Panic, eating the rich, conspiracy theorists and their love of all things...
This week we mostly talked about the 80's movie classic The Beastmaster... The fetishes born from it, the weird black tiger, the super inappropriate family relationships, and oh so much more! Join us for some belly laughs and forget your...
Oh, hello! Here's a show for you after our long absence! We caught up on all the doin's in our lives & this godforsaken country. We've missed you! Hope you enjoooy it! Download HERE!
When you record two episodes in a row, people end up drinking too much. People like Dan & Mandy. We talked weird news, we talked nonsense. It was fun & I hope you ennnnjoyyyy it! Download HERE!
Things got pretty silly this week, as we came back from our extended absence. New drinks were discovered, Dan offered to show his underpants to the whole damn world, and we learned a lot about hummingbirds. Enjoy!!!! Download HERE!
Dan was getting contemplative this week, exploring his feelings about church and living the movie Jesus Camp. We also talked envelopes of weed, traffic light poopers, and gigantic rotten scrotums. Enjoyyyyy it! Download HERE!
So. Mistakes were made, and this pre-Christmas episode was somehow lost in the shuffle. We are going to post it, anyway, but if it seems out of order, that's why. I can only blame Mandy. Speaking of Mandy, here's the...
In which Dan is angry with Mandy, shocker. Also some poor toad got pee milked to save his species, a lady from Bar Nunn is terrified of boobies, and oh so much more. Enjoyyyyy it! Download HERE!
Revelations were made this week... Revelations that were perhaps best left buried in the 90's. The childhood trauma of the Transformers movie was relived, and we did an in-depth analysis of the Ted Cruz sex scandal. Hope you enjoooy it!...
I'm not gonna lie, this is my favorite episode we've done in awhile. We laughed our little guts out talking about a bull semen explosion, Elizabeth Warren's tawdry BDSM love affair, and the things that get a Conservative man hard...
Whelp, Dan said just about the grossest thing he's ever said on the show. It was just ew, you won't believe it. We also talked about old people and their pornography, a wild uranium -filled Florida night, and pondered one...
Oh, hey! We decided just for funsies to talk politics on this week's show. Our friend Mike from Wheelbarrow Full of Dicks joined us. It's basically just Weird News, but instead of some random Floridian it was the President. It...
Hi friends! We welcomed a Dutchman into the generous folds of The Firnecast this week- Dan's friend Bas! We chatted about the inexplicable bathroom laughter of an Englishman, the ways in which a fart can betray you, and took a...
We talked about all kinds of things. Butte, Montana was one of them. That place is nuts! I got kinda grumpy with Dan cause I was afraid he was going to ruin the surprise about how crazy it is. But...
This week was an in-depth exploration of the dark world of children's entertainment. Blippi is the real life Sonny Shine and Barney is a tantric sex scam artist. Buckle up, this one's a wild ride!!! Download HERE!
Have you ever had an alligator in your pants? Yes? Then you're probably from Florida! We also talked about priests and their sick fetishes, naked basketball, and ever so much more. Enjoy it!!!! Download HERE!
We spent a decade of our lives with Game of Thrones, so this week we Mind Topix-ed the hell out of it! We also came up with some spin-offs to help you cope with the loss and 'twas high times...
Our good friend Mike Moore from the Wheelbarrow Full of Dicks internet radio program is with us again after a long and depressing absence. Are crotch crabs extinct? Why is the word panties so gross? Answer these questions with us...
We really did a deep dive into the world of accidental farting in this episode... Important work done here as always. We also talked about the infamous Jim & Tammy Faye Bakker, and the (thankfully) now-defunct Christian theme park they...
Hey pals! You'd think we would have done something special for our 250th show, and we did!.. 'nt. But we did have fun! We talked about the Robert Craft hj video, angry noodle eating men, the trouble with escaping the...
Hey friends! Dan is still gone, but our sweet friend Mike helped us record a show for you. We did a deep dive into Michael Jackson and boy was it creepy. We also went balls deep in Joel Osteen cause...
This week, we explore a topic so haunting, we may never be the same... The sound is still echoing in our brains... And it will echo in yours, too. In a fun way! We loved this episode, hope you do...
A lady ended up with a damn python in her shoe, there's a real guy named Pastor Kumm, and you don't even want to know about the Squirt Bandit... That and so much more on this silly little show we...
In honor of late comedian Brody Stevens, we are reposting episode 37. Brody was gracious enough to be a guest on our show when we were just starting out, and we were really sad to hear of his passing. Brody...
Oh, folks! We had a rip-roaring show this week. So many hoots, so many hollers. Please join us for toilet snakes, a very revealing Confessions From Stink Town, and a rousing game of Blood or Semen! Enjoy it! Download HERE!
Hey buddies! This week it's all about the naked Waffle House dancer, Confessions From Stink Town, and another rousing game of Smellebrity Challenge!!! Other stuff, you know how we do. Love you, bye! Squinches!!! Download HERE!
Back from the holidays and fatter than ever, we talked resolutions, presents, and some other scintillating stuff... But then things took a turn for the terrifying when we talked ROBOT WAR. Dan cannot be trusted, he's on the side of...
Merry Christmas, ya little stinkies!!!! We talked Christmas movies, exchanged presents, and hilarity ensued! We love you, our precious gifts!!! Hope your holiday is merry & bright!!! Download HERE!
A gentle pot-wheeling hippie got his ass handed to him by Johnny Law, we wished the loss of a penis upon all who defile Yellowstone, and we got a pretty wicked case of the vapors talking about old timey medical...
Not to toot our own horns, but toot toot! We had an extra fun time this week finding out how holy water is made and why it's not okay to bathe in it, the limits of judgement free zones, the...
Nazis are among us, everyone in Wyoming can burn in hell, and children are no longer being taught train safety so they're probably going to get their hands chopped off. It's dark times but we make light of it, my...
Are you afraid of Ouija boards? Well, you should be! They're haunted! Also, our grandma is going to end up on some kind of a list, and the serial pooper has been apprehended. Or has he?! Join us for a...
There are a lot of holes in this world. The worst one of all? The Kill Hole. Also this week we talked about some guys who love animals (in the Biblical sense), a baby man who tricked ladies into changing...
Hey, hey, hey best friends!!! It's a new show for you after a terrible long absence. We talked about the many ways one can accidentally come into possession of narcotics, did a round of "Is This Weird to Cry About?",...
This week we found out that a certain segment of the population is sexually attracted to Easter bunnies, Dan is excellent at the game Girl Talk, and that Arizona has a very "interesting" way if dealing with their perverts. Enjoy...
Sometimes when you're pooping, an angel might appear to you. It's true, folks, it has happened! Not only that, but some transient might end up on your patio and leave you a special surprise, the new improved Hulk might make...
Oh friends, it's good to be back! We talked about the lamest wiener serial killer ever and his awful poetry, imaginary driving dogs, and our Evangelical kid hearts soared because it was TRACT DAY!!! WOOOO!!!!! Give it a listen my little...
Have man butts fallen out of favor, or do Wrangler butts still drive you nuts? Why do ladies put loaded guns in their poots? Which would you prefer out of Louis C.K., blood or semen? We answer these questions and...
