The Firnecast.

Back from the holidays and fatter than ever, we talked resolutions, presents, and some other scintillating stuff... But then things took a turn for the terrifying when we talked ROBOT WAR. Dan cannot be trusted, he's on the side of the robots. Listen and enjoy sweet babies! Squinches! Download HERE!

Merry Christmas, ya little stinkies!!!! We talked Christmas movies, exchanged presents, and hilarity ensued! We love you, our precious gifts!!! Hope your holiday is merry & bright!!! Download HERE!

A gentle pot-wheeling hippie got his ass handed to him by Johnny Law, we wished the loss of a penis upon all who defile Yellowstone, and we got a pretty wicked case of the vapors talking about old timey medical procedures. We love you, hope you enjoy!!! Download HERE! 

Not to toot our own horns, but toot toot! We had an extra fun time this week finding out how holy water is made and why it's not okay to bathe in it, the limits of judgement free zones, the various ways in which being Evangelical warps a person, and ever so much more. Enjoy sweeties!!!! Muah!!! Download HERE!

Nazis are among us, everyone in Wyoming can burn in hell, and children are no longer being taught train safety so they're probably going to get their hands chopped off. It's dark times but we make light of it, my pretties. Enjoy it!!! Download HERE

Are you afraid of Ouija boards? Well, you should be! They're haunted! Also, our grandma is going to end up on some kind of a list, and the serial pooper has been apprehended. Or has he?! Join us for a fun show, sweeties!!! Download HERE!

There are a lot of holes in this world. The worst one of all? The Kill Hole. Also this week we talked about some guys who love animals (in the Biblical sense), a baby man who tricked ladies into changing his dipey, and ever so much more. Enjoy it!!! Download HERE!

Hey, hey, hey best friends!!! It's a new show for you after a terrible long absence. We talked about the many ways one can accidentally come into possession of narcotics, did a round of "Is This Weird to Cry About?", and lots of other fun stuff. Enjoy, love you, bye! Download HERE!

This week we found out that a certain segment of the population is sexually attracted to Easter bunnies, Dan is excellent at the game Girl Talk, and that Arizona has a very "interesting" way if dealing with their perverts. Enjoy and squinches!!! Download HERE!

Sometimes when you're pooping, an angel might appear to you. It's true, folks, it has happened! Not only that, but some transient might end up on your patio and leave you a special surprise, the new improved Hulk might make you feel funny things, and a mortgage broker might parade around a park in a top hat and heels. Let's chat about that and so much more, friends! Download HERE!