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Theme song by Tiege: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NPeqlbhuUk

A lifetime of knowledge with zero application.

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Thanks to Simian Jimmy for the outro music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Io75KZYFa8

Go watch Rusty Cage: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5SuCSt-r84nspgm_rA8k9Q

Rusty's comic book: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/requiem-of-the-crazies-comic-book-issue-2/coming_soon

The three shells method of pooping: http://i.imgur.com/jRawzMt.png

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UPDATE 2021: In case anyone was hoping for a Cosmo redemption arc, he admitted to grooming another minor recently. This is beyond the pale, and makes the decision to delete this episode even stronger. Don't fuck kids. 

ORIGINAL UPDATE: Proof, also archived on Wayback Machine and Imgur in case it gets taken down: 

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgxGMGpu8k3L3ePIm0F4AaABCQ
https://web.archive.org/web/20200727184803/https://www.youtube.com/post/UgxGMGpu8k3L3ePIm0F4AaABCQ
https://i.imgur.com/raXCjrN.png

Sexual abuse resources:

https://www.rainn.org/
https://victimconnect.org/resources/national-hotlines/
https://www.crisistextline.org/topics/sexual-abuse/#understanding-sexual-abuse-1

Go watch some vaporwave essays by Padley: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH4dD2XaQGE6OIG3avq5Sjw

The Walmart album we talked about: https://www.discogs.com/Walmart-Associate-Choir-The-Eyes-Of-A-Child/release/9156909

Contrast album: https://mypetflamingo.bandcamp.com/album/contrast

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Thanks for one year and (at the time of recording) 40,000 listens!

Roadblock (Deluxe Edition) by Sergeant Greasemixer is literally $1 and all the proceeds go to a battered women's shelter: https://sergeantgreasemixer.bandcamp.com/album/roadblock-deluxe-edition

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Go watch some NICKtendo: https://www.youtube.com/nicktendoreviews

The Morrowind video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF-XMtNEudQ

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If you haven't seen Merryweather's comics before, perhaps a good place to start would be Internet Explorer: http://bit.ly/MerryweatherIE

Follow him on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Merryweatherey

Joe's abominable bag: https://i.imgur.com/phPqxDd.jpg

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If you liked what Tim is putting together on the Curator label, you can help make it a reality: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/curator/the-music-of-humongous-entertainment

UPDATE: As of August 7, we were disappointed to hear that this project has been put on indefinite hold. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/curator/the-music-of-humongous-entertainment/posts/2588237

Also if you're one of the 3 people still left on the planet who hasn't already, go check out the wonderful music made by Pogo: https://www.youtube.com/pogo

The Hank Green tweet that Pogo is fond of referencing: https://twitter.com/hankgreen/status/798065589960974340

The creator of Elder Scrolls interview we did that Joe is fond of referencing: https://audioboom.com/posts/7102926-everyone-is-a-hero-of-their-own-story-with-vijay-lakshman

Lastly, we've interviewed both of these guys before:

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UPDATE: Max has since resigned from the Cards Against Humanity company, and there have been some allegations of a hostile work environment: https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/2020/6/23/21301274/cards-against-humanity-co-founder-max-temkin-steps-down-allegations-racism-sexism

We are keeping the episode up at this time, but we have included the update as an acknowledgement. If further developments occur, we may make more changes.

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