The firsttimewatchers's Podcast

In which our intrepid trio are stuck in a loop repeating the same nonsense film opinions over and over and over again...just like our listeners when they tune in every week! Joining us in the nonsense this time around is Andrew Johnson. Please visit his site, WriterAndrew.com, or follow him on twitter @WriterAndrew for a never-ending stream of bad takes. 

Yay/Nay (2:59) The Little Things • Coming To America • Coming 2 America • WandaVision • Barb and Star • The Dark Knight Rises • The Ripper • The Mandalorian • Spongebob The Movie: Sponge on the Run • Murder Among The Mormons • 

Main Review (25:35) 

Spoilers (51:04) 

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In which our intrepid trio hit the open road, shit buckets at the ready, and break down the latest film from Chloe Zhao that once again blurs the line between fiction and documentary. 

Yay/Nay (3:43) The Man From Nowhere • No Escape Room • Age of Samurai: Battle For Japan • Minari • Timecrimes • 

Main Review (15:45) 

Spoilers (38:42) 

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Second Time Watchers is back! In which our intrepid trio sing our way to world domination as we discuss this Frank Oz classic. 

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Yay/Nay (3:51) Operation Odessa • China O'Brien • The Birds • I Care A Lot • The Little Things • 

Movie Battle Royale (16:55) The Ring v Ice Age • Home Alone v The Italian Job • Pirates 3 v Hannibal • Wild Wild West v Fellowship of the Ring • Place Beyond The Pines v 101 Dalmations • 

Main Review (27:42) 

Outro/B-Roll (1:02:23)

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In which our intrepid trio scale enormous sky scrapers to shout out our terrible movie opinions and to discuss this monster classic. How well does it hold up in your mind? Let us know!

Yay/Nay (2:49) Mommie Dearest • Righting Wrongs • King Kong 1976 • King Kong 2005 • Kong Skull Island • The King of Kong • Night Stalker: The Hunt for a Serial Killer • Crime Scene • 

Main Review (20:34) 

Outro/B-Roll (52:06) 

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In which our intrepid trio return for Season 1 of 2021 and are joined by Mark Hurne to break down the best films of 2020. Please follow Mark on twitter @MarkHurne and check out his work at CriterionCast.com 

5 and 4 films (14:42)

3 and 2 films (32:17)

Best films of 2020 (55:26)

Honorable Mentions/Outro (1:09:08)

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In which our intrepid trio are down to one since Walter and Hermano are being scolded for being the creepy men that they are. However, joining Tim is Sarah Cartland and Neil Ramjee. Please find Sarah's work at CautionSpoilers.com and follow her on twitter @CautionSpoilers for a major jolt of Gerard Butler content. If you desire to follow Neil, you can find him @NeilRamjee or read his musings at FilmSeekers.com 

Main Review WITH SPOILERS (1:43) 

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In which our intrepid trio are joined by Andrew Johnson of writerandrew.com as we play Santa, plan a heist, and fumble it really badly but it doesn't matter because there are no rules. Please give Andrew on follow on twitter @WriterAndrew. 

Yay/Nay (3:39) What Lies Beneath • Alien Resurrection • Hunt For The Wilderpeople • Small Axe - Mangrove • The Christmas Chronicles 2 • The Call of the Wild • 

Andrew's Hot Takes (17:38) Andrew uses his time to make the claim that Star Trek V: The Final Frontier is actually a good film (and even better than The Voyage Home!). 

Main Review (30:17) 

Spoilers (59:34) 

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In which our intrepid trio rip out spines, cut each other in half, and impale demons with dildos as we take a look at the this homage to death metal and Sam Raimi. 

Yay/Nay (1:56) The King of Staten Island • Run • Wrath City • Woke: It's The Year 3000 • What We Do In The Shadows • Searching • 

Main Review (12:56) 

Spoilers (33:10) 

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Second Time Watchers is back! This time we take off our bandages to show our true, horrific selves as we discuss this early Sam Raimi film and it's clear influences and similarities to other films. 

Yay/Nay (3:57) The Boys S2 • Doolittle • Night of the Demons • Maximum Overdrive • Sputnik • Proxima • Driveways • 

Movie Battle Royale (16:51) X-Men 3 v Gremlins • Team America v Wizard of Oz • Goblet of Fire v Being John Malkovich • The Goonies v No Country For Old Men • Borat v Romeo + Juliet • 

Main Review (28:13) 

Spoilers (44:58) 

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In which our intrepid trio plug into each others minds to control our guest, Mark Hurne from Criterion Cast, and his every action up until the bitter end. Please give Mark a follow on twitter @MarkHurne. 

Yay/Nay (4:29) Black Sunday • Black Sabbath • Deathgasm • The Stuff • Blow The Man Down • 

Mark's Criterion 101 (14:00) Mark asks us to name some Criterion watches or recent pick-ups before he delves into the new releases. 

Main Review (30:02) 

Spoilers (55:21) 

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