In which our intrepid trio try to make you listen to an older episode of ours instead of listening to this bad interpretation. What do you think of re-adaptations of classic material? Should they be as faithful as possible or is it ok to try to replicate one of the best films of the 1940s? 

Yay/Nay (5:43) Futurama • Black Christmas (2019) • Ichi The Killer • David Byrne's American Utopia • 

Main Review (15:45) 

Spoilers (40:44)

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In which our intrepid trio celebrate 400 episodes by revisiting this William Friedkin horror classic to see how well it holds up and why many people consider it the scariest film of all time.

What is the scariest film you have ever seen? Let us know!

Yay/Nay (2:50) The Good Place • Borat 2 • The Doorman • On The Rocks • The Nightmare Before Christmas • Unsolved Mysteries Vol. 2 • 

Main Review (21:41) 

Outro/B-Roll (1:08:52) 

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In which our intrepid trio are put on trial for crimes against podcasting and butchering the very language which Aaron Sorkin is so precious about as we discuss his latest film that hit Netflix. 

Yay/Nay (2:08) Raised By Wolves • Deadpool 1 & 2 • Tomboy • I Saw The Devil • 

Main Review (12:06) 

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In which our intrepid trio don our best animal skin outfits and roam the countryside looking for the best shot...and the best kill...as we examine the latest Quentin Dupieux has to offer. 

Yay/Nay (2:39) Gaslight • Dick Johnson is Dead • Unfriended Dark Web • Hubie Halloween • 

Main Review (13:29) 

Spoilers (38:46) 

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Second Time Watchers is back! In which our intrepid trio fly our famous dragon dog to a fantasy land of weird creatures and unbelievable magic to discuss this classic Wolfgang Peterson film. Does it hold a special place in your heart? Let us know by sending an email! 

Yay/Nay (4:19) The Addams Family • Child's Play (2019) • The Sheik • Mission Control: The Unsung Heroes of Apollo • Fear City: New York vs The Mafia • The Rover • First Cow • Never Rarely Sometimes Always • 

Movie Battle Royale (20:19) Gone In 60 Seconds v Blade • Ghostbusters 2 v Batman Returns • Constantine v Panic Room • Pirates of the Caribbean v Ghostbusters • Inglourious Basterds v Babe • 

Main Review (31:58) 

Outro/B-Roll (1:04:52) 

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In which our intrepid trio are down one because Walter found religion in the back woods with some fine young fellows. But joining us for this episode is none other than Dave Giannini from Talk Film Society and InSessionFilm. Please give Dave a follow on Twitter @DaveAGiannini and to take a look at all his fundamentalist film views. 

Yay/Nay (2:40) I'm Thinking of Ending Things • The Magnificent Ambersons • Just Mercy • The Fast & Furious Franchise • 

Main Review (10:48) 

Spoilers (40:51)

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In which our intrepid trio drop some acid and dance to our hearts content deep into the night...and into the depths of hell as we discuss this Gaspar Noe mind fuck. 

Thank you to Vern of the Cinema Recall Podcast for becoming our latest Patreon donor and requesting we discuss this film. You too can become a patron by visiting Patreon.com/FirstTimeWatchers 

Yay/Nay (2:23) Inherit The Wind • Troop Zero • The Boys S1 • Ratched • 

Main Review (16:15) 

Spoilers (42:09)

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In which our intrepid trio appear live and nude and broke for none other than our featured guest, Mark Hurne from Criterion Cast and Criterion Now. Please give Mark a follow on twitter @MarkHurne or else he will try to blackmail you with no plan at all. 

Yay/Nay (2:27) Driveways • Never Rarely Sometimes Always • Relic • The Social Dilemma • Transformers Ware For Cybertron Trilogy • La Femme Nikita • Roar • Richard Jewell • Unsolved Mysteries • 

Mark's Criterion 101 (21:39) Mark swallows his physical media pride to champion some picks that are streaming on The Criterion Channel streaming service and also offers up Criterion's December announcements. 

Main Review (37:15) 

Spoilers (1:03:15) 

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In which our intrepid trio go for a car ride and talk, arrive at our parents and talk, go for another car ride and talk, then arrive at a school and talk and dance and talk some more about Charlie Kaufman's latest perplexing film. 

Yay/Nay (1:23) Desperado • Swallow • Defending Jacob • Mulan • Sultan (2016) • 

Trailer Hitches (17:08) We dust off a classic segment because Denis Villenueve deserves it. We talk DUNE baby! 

Main Review (28:45) 

Spoilers (52:22) 

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Second Time Watchers is back! In which our intrepid trio handcuff each other to strangely drawn anthropomorphized cartoon animals and try to solve the mystery if this film holds up to todays standards. 

We also open the show by discussing the tragic passing of Chadwick Boseman. 

Yay/Nay (6:43) Cool World • Jay & Silent Bob The Reboot • Summer of Sam • Bill & Ted Face The Music • Hamilton • Chopping Mall • Perry Mason • The Last of Us Part 2 • 

Movie Battle Royale (34:23) Scary Movie v Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade • Fargo v Total Recall • Hannibal v Walk The Line • Unbreakable v Ratatouille • Dogma v Million Dollar Baby • 

Main Review (44:47) 

Outro/B-Roll (1:16:55) 

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