The firsttimewatchers's Podcast

In which our intrepid trio make a glorious return for Season 2 of 2020 as we discuss death, depression, and mortal dread. What perfect themes for the year 2020!

In which our intrepid trio close out Season 1 of 2020 by listening to some crazy conspiracy theories before setting off into the jungle to find that great lost treasure as we examine an indie darling and the latest Spike Lee joint. 

We will return at the end of August for Season 2 of 2020. 

What do you plan on watching this summer? Let us know by sending a tweet or an email!

Yay/Nay (5:59) Transformers Car Robots • The Good Liar • The Hunt • Artemis Fowl • Knives Out • Kingdom Season 2 • 

The Vast of Night WITH SPOILERS (22:09)

Da 5 Bloods WITH SPOILERS (47:55) 

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In which our intrepid trio continue our 2020 John Frankenheimer series by changing our identities, find a new podcast life, and bring you the same terrible takes week after week. The grass is greener but nothing much changes. Have you seen this film? Let us know your thoughts!

Yay/Nay (2:00) Ad Astra • Shirley • Apocalypto • The Wicker Man • 

Main Review (15:39) 

Spoilers (36:23) 

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Second Time Watchers is back! In which our intrepid trio punch holes in Walter's chest to see just how much he still loves this anime. Also, Tim's head explodes. 

Yay/Nay (4:30) Creepshow (Shudder series) • Kingdom (Netflix series) • Phantasm • Training Day • La Haine • 

Movie Battle Royale (18:53) District 9 v Toy Story 3 • Wanted v Clerks • Die Hard 3 v Snow White • Harry Potter 5 v Old School • The Jungle Book v True Lies • 

Main Review (26:50) 

Outro/B-Roll (59:18) 

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In which our intrepid trio pick up our guest, Andrew Johnson from FilmGeekRadio.com, off the side of the road, nurture and love him for five years, and send him off into the world with horrible film takes. But before we set him free, we talk about a classic Charlie Chaplin film. Please give Andrew a follow on twitter @writerandrew because he is a sad tramp that needs some love. 

Yay/Nay (2:43) Driveways • Daughters of the Dust • Lorenzo’s Oil • Happy Feet 2 • Howard the Duck • Scoob! • Capone • The Last Dance • Rocketman • Undertaker: The Last Ride • Waco • Ready or Not • 

Andrew's Hot Takes (25:18) Andrew uses his segment to argue that Mad Max Fury Road is not George Miller's best movie but another film from a couple decades earlier is indeed better. Do you agree?

Main Review (39:48) 

Outro/B-Roll (1:03:59) 

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In which our intrepid trio are joined by the man obsessed with hunting down every Criterion film ever, Mark Hurne from The 25th Frame, to discuss this underseen Cold War thriller. Please give Mark a follow on Twitter @MarkHurne 

Yay/Nay (10:23) Inglourious Basterds • Blow The Man Down • Wasp • Wrinkles The Clown • The Great • De Palma • Into The Night • Stuber • Scoob! • 

Mark Hurne's Criterion 101 (32:48) Mark uses this time to wonder and ask us what exactly goes into selecting a film for the Criterion collection and questions if they are held in unnecessarily high regard simply for being in the collection. 

Main Review (50:46) 

Spoilers (1:13:10) 

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In which our intrepid trio force one of us to go crazy by hiding his podcast equipment so he is unable to deliver the bad takes to you on a weekly basis. It's about a horror movie, people. 

Yay/Nay (8:59) Gangs of London • Bangkok Dangerous • Battle: Los Angeles • Road to Perdition • Trial By Media • Rick and Morty • The Farewell • Waco • 

Main Review (31:42) 

Spoilers (51:45) 

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In which our intrepid trio put down the deck of cards, take a cab, go to your home, and tell you our opinions of the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being we've ever known in our lives.

Yay/Nay (2:55) School of Rock • Ozark S3 • About Elly • Domino (2019) • Den of Thieves • The Naked Gun • Living With Yourself • Attack on Titan • 

Main Review (23:11) 

Spoilers (50:24)

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In which our intrepid trio must disarm our bad film opinions at the same time or the podcast will explode and make everyone happy for not having a podcast as we discuss this thriller starring Richard Harris and a bunch of annoying ocean liner passengers. 

Yay/Nay (4:29) Waco • X-Men Dark Phoenix • Hobbs & Shaw • Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit • Extraction • Bad Education • 

Main Review (22:14) 

Outro/B-Roll (54:00)

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In which our intrepid trio sound the sirens and deliver some bad film takes to the scum of the streets as we discuss this somewhat forgotten Martin Scorsese classic. 

Yay/Nay (2:50) Sworn to Justice • Honor and Glory • Passion • Carlito's Way • Clue • Parking Wars • McMillions • Running Scared • Better Call Saul S5 • 

Main Review (24:32) 

Outro/B-Roll (1:01:32)

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