Evan's kid is back in braces trying to get the teeth in his mouth in order, because as we all know, the mouth is the floor of the nose. Also, Kevin decides to lay down the reading hammer on two kids who just got home from a full day of camp while Evan scares his already anxious oldest into thinking he might be headed to jail.

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