Vili's Pies. Izak Rankine. Churches. A room full of more milk than expected. Stobie poles. Churches. Ian Callinan. Going bunta. The Hill. Camry Crows. Melbourne blowing a five-goal lead. Vili's Pies. Churches.

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Corbin Middlemas is a gun sportscaster, with a long and illustrious career at the ABC. You'll hear him commentating all weekend long over the airwaves, and on Fox Footy on Sundays. He once referenced a 'Canadian Destroyer' on-air to describe a tackle and we thought that was sick as.

We preview Round 17 and get Marnie Vinall's EXCLUSIVE insight into how she destroyed the studio with just one simple drop punt.

Please tell us your favourite strip malls in the comments below and also explain what that means!!

Broden Kelly DEFROSTS from ANTARCTIC TASWEGIAN WINDS while Tom demolishes a BURGER THAT HE DOES NOT LIKE.

Brought to you by AAMI, When Clangers Happen, Lucky You're With AAMI.

This goes as expected.

Come for the news, stay for the Filet O Fish chat - trust xo

Allegations of plagiarism have this week been levelled at Thomas. We will investigate thoroughly.

Bye rounds, please, enough
Treacy has a cow tattoo
Primetime Bombers; why?

Abbie McKay is a Blue through and through. She became the first-ever father-daughter player in the AFLW, following in the footsteps of her dad Andrew at Princes Park when she was drafted in 2018.

With 51 games already in the navy blue, she'll take on 2025 as the captain of Carlton - a position her father held at the club.

Mimi Hill keeps telling us she's not from Kew. She *is* Abbie's vice-captain.

Both join us on Mates this weekend.