This week, we learn an important lesson: don't trust anyone ever. 

In part one of this lesson, Lauren sheds light on the world's worst roommate, Jamison Bachman. Then Megan really drives it home with the story of twin sisters who just refuse to speak. 

Happy March, freaks! 

Combining her fascination with movie stars and communist dictatorships, Lauren tells the wild tale of two South Koreans kidnapped and put to work by Kim Jong-il in the 70s. Then Megan... well, Megan does what she does best – shares a topic that is devastating and makes Lauren yell a lot. Enjoy, freaks! 

When Megan mixes up a cocktail called Toilet Water, you know you're in for a treat. Or more specifically, you're in for the very depressing story of Pam Babcock and the still-unsolved murder of Robert Wone.

Be sure to listen to the very end for a detailed update on Lauren's 2020 goals. Riveting stuff! 

Sometimes, unfortunately, love does conquer all. That's what Megan teaches us in this delightful, devastating episode. Thankfully, Lauren lightens the mood with some horrifying too-close-to-home Mothman sightings. Enjoy! 

After making what could go down as the strongest drink in Freak Show history, Lauren tells the riveting tale of Diane Downs. Then Megan sheds light on the horrors of war AND sharks with the story of the USS Indianapolis. 

Season 3: Here We Do It.

Megan and Lauren are back and freakier than ever for the first episode of season 3. First, Lauren ruins UBER for all of us, then Megan ruins being a human with the very terrible phenomenon known as spontaneous human combustion. 

We're back, freaks! 

For the 5th and final episode of Bone the Unknown, Chicago comedian Henrik Blix joins Megan and Lauren to discuss The Minotaur's Lover by Lacy Loveday. It's... a wild one you guys. 

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And make sure to soak up all the sexiness you can, because we'll be back to regularly scheduled Freak Show episodes on Jan. 28th! 

Lauren and Megan are joined by comedian Virginia Muller to analyze one of the craziest stories ever written. Breeding the Alien by Lani Lawton has everything: sterile planets, alien invasions, the perfect female body. 

What more could you ask for?

Answer: a bunch of bonin'.

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The length of this episode isn't the only thing that might be too long this week (wink wink)!

Megan and Lauren are joined by Kate and Kate, two ACTUAL scientists, to help us discuss the (im)possibilities of a woman falling for a half-dino half-man in Her Dinosaur Lover by Olivia Myers. 

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Our second bonus episode features the extremely funny paranormal erotic fanboy, Bumper Carroll! He helps Lauren and Megan dissect all the intricacies of Bring Her Wolf by Michelle Fox. It gets sexy, even though we're mostly talking about pizza.

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