In the first ever episode of Bone the Unknown, Megan and Lauren dive into Return to Life. It's a "short & spicy paranormal romance" in which a sorority sister brings a frat ghost back to life with some super sexy rubbing.

Can't stress this enough: if you're one of our moms, this is not for your ears.

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For a special holiday treat, Megan and Lauren are FINALLY releasing their first podcast, Bone the Unknown. In each episode, we analyze a different paranormal erotic short story. It's like a book club for horned up sci fi freaks! 

New episodes every Saturday until January 18th. 

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Last episode of Season 2, so you know it's gonna get freaky. Megan takes one for the team and tells the story of one of her worst nightmares. Then Lauren, once again, freaks us out about our inevitably bleak future. Thanks for a great season, freaks! See you in 2020. 

It's our anniversary episode, so we pulled out all the stops! (And teeth!) Lauren finally goes after one of Megan's biggest fears with the history of dentistry, then Megan tells us all the things they don't want you to know about pregnancy. Yeesh. 

Happy Thanksgiving, Freaks! Inspired by the holiday, Megan gives Lauren a panic attack with cruise ship disaster stories and Lauren makes Megan so mad with the tale of a Turkish serial killer. Classic Thanksgiving! 

Crack open your low-cal low-carb beer of choice and join the freaks as we talk about a covert CIA project from 50s and celebrities who don't deserve our love. Cheers, freaks! 

Whoa, what an episode. Megan ruins everything by enlightening us on the fatberg phenomenon sweeping our cities, then Lauren reminds us that Japanese culture can be pretty fucked up! 

We're talking 1960s politics and cults on this week's Freak Show. Dive into the messed up world of the Kennedy's and the much more messed up world of David Berg. 

The Freak Show's first Halloween episode is spooky as hell. We've got murders, we've got poison, we've got a cup full of scotch. Snuggle in and buckle up.

WARNING: If you are easily nauseous, a man, or our mothers, you might want to skip this one. WE MEAN IT.
This week is one of the worst. Listen and Megan tells all about the Brazilian Wandering Spider and the nauseating way to treat a bite if you're in the Amazon. Then, Lauren lightens things up with some pedophilia as she talks about Mary Kay Letourneau's relationship with her 13 year-old student. Don't say we didn't warn you...