The Freak Show

Lauren and Megan are joined by comedian Virginia Muller to analyze one of the craziest stories ever written. Breeding the Alien by Lani Lawton has everything: sterile planets, alien invasions, the perfect female body. 

What more could you ask for?

Answer: a bunch of bonin'.

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The length of this episode isn't the only thing that might be too long this week (wink wink)!

Megan and Lauren are joined by Kate and Kate, two ACTUAL scientists, to help us discuss the (im)possibilities of a woman falling for a half-dino half-man in Her Dinosaur Lover by Olivia Myers. 

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Our second bonus episode features the extremely funny paranormal erotic fanboy, Bumper Carroll! He helps Lauren and Megan dissect all the intricacies of Bring Her Wolf by Michelle Fox. It gets sexy, even though we're mostly talking about pizza.

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In the first ever episode of Bone the Unknown, Megan and Lauren dive into Return to Life. It's a "short & spicy paranormal romance" in which a sorority sister brings a frat ghost back to life with some super sexy rubbing.

Can't stress this enough: if you're one of our moms, this is not for your ears.

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For a special holiday treat, Megan and Lauren are FINALLY releasing their first podcast, Bone the Unknown. In each episode, we analyze a different paranormal erotic short story. It's like a book club for horned up sci fi freaks! 

New episodes every Saturday until January 18th. 

And if you're an overachiever, read the first "book" for yourself before you listen: https://amzn.to/2S9kGID

Last episode of Season 2, so you know it's gonna get freaky. Megan takes one for the team and tells the story of one of her worst nightmares. Then Lauren, once again, freaks us out about our inevitably bleak future. Thanks for a great season, freaks! See you in 2020. 

It's our anniversary episode, so we pulled out all the stops! (And teeth!) Lauren finally goes after one of Megan's biggest fears with the history of dentistry, then Megan tells us all the things they don't want you to know about pregnancy. Yeesh. 

Happy Thanksgiving, Freaks! Inspired by the holiday, Megan gives Lauren a panic attack with cruise ship disaster stories and Lauren makes Megan so mad with the tale of a Turkish serial killer. Classic Thanksgiving! 

Crack open your low-cal low-carb beer of choice and join the freaks as we talk about a covert CIA project from 50s and celebrities who don't deserve our love. Cheers, freaks! 

Whoa, what an episode. Megan ruins everything by enlightening us on the fatberg phenomenon sweeping our cities, then Lauren reminds us that Japanese culture can be pretty fucked up!