Even people visiting from other states can become a Florida Man, at least on a temporary basis. That explains why this guy started tossing garor nuggets around and when asked to leave, he "molested" the manatee statue

Florida Man was trying to stay warm, so he did the only sane, logical thing...he set one of his shoes on fire

He was very forthcoming...and he also told management!

The good news is now he can get a new job as the Tooth Fairy

I mean, I know it's called "Tinder", but trying to set someone on fire is a little too literal

A Florida Man tried to take off from a tattoo shop without paying for his tattoo, but wait until you hear what the tattoo was OF!

A Florida Man gave his wife's face a pork pounding when he threw a sausage at her in a very aggressive manner. That'll be the last time his sausage is anywhere NEAR her face!

Usually it's not illegal to quit your job mid-shift, that is unless you are in charge of prisoner transport and decide to just NOT transport the prisoners!

A Florida Man being checked in to the jail on unrelated charges got another charge...possesion of meth. It fell from his underwear while a strip-search was about to be conducted and he claimed that someone else put the meth in his underwear....I'm not sure if I believe him

When you are with Florida Woman, you better have eyes for her and her ONLY. Otherwise she will stab you in the eye with a hypodermic needle used to treat rabies