While this Florida Woman was A-Ok with police taking the meth and Valium they arrested her for, she did NOT want them to take her sex toy

Proving that they are every bit as wiley and dangerous as Florida Man, today's segment is all about the ladies of the Sunshine State!

I mean, what else can I say? This Florida Man was arrested after being witnessed by MANY people, including police, pooping on a dead possum. You know, because reasons

No idea what this woman was thinking, but she got naked at a Japanes steakhouse in Ft. Myers and took a tumble from the balcony after slappingher own butt while taunting police

How ironic that a Florida Man fleeing from police crashed his car and he has an "All Gas No Brakes" tattoo. Definitely no brakes and no brains either!

After getting arrested for having some public "adult relations", this Florida Woman said "it's always been a dream of mine". I'm not sure if she's talking about the public sex, or getting arrested, but she got both

A local soccer coach gott into a spat with a referee that ended with the coach treating the ref's mouth like a soccer ball and headbutting him

It's a good thing Florida Man has NO other need for a bathtub other than to house alligators, however that is what got this Florida Man in a bit of hot water and with alligators living in his tub, he hasn't seen any hot water in a while!

A Florida Woman and mom of a student tried to run over a school staffer when the employee told the woman that she could NOT go the wrong way in a one-way parking lot, especially since the lane she was trying to go the wrong way in was for buses. No one tells Florida Woman what to do!

A Florida Man is in trouble for slashing 27 vehicle tires in a community, but he says he had good reason...it turns out he was possessed. Well, that AND he said he knew too many government secrets. I really hope he's just delusional and that the government isn't trusting him with ANY secrets