No, this is NOT a repeat of a story from the other day, this is a whole DIFFERENT Florida Woman who was caught driving with a man clinging to the hood of her car. This time it was a hit-and-run victim who had to jump on the hood to get out of her way!

Never and I repeat NEVER call an older lady from Brooklyn an "Italian b**ch". A Florida Man found that out the hard way and got his little cannoli kicked into the dirt as a result!

A Florida Man got arrested after holding a knife to a co-worker's throat after the co-worker DARED to suggest using dishsoap in a cast iron skillet! Glad to see it wasn't over something STUPID!

This could quite possibly be the most Florida story of the week: A Florida Woman got arrested after pepper spraying deputies at a Walmart after she and an accomplice were caught using stolen credit cards

Never and I repeat, NEVER tell Florida Man NOT to do something, because that is a guuarantee that he WILL do sometthing. He was warned many times to stop calling 911 over TWO days, but he didn't listen and gave them a reason to come see him

Fun Friday as a Florida Woman got popped for battering her daughter with a frozen chicken. No idea how old the daughter is, but one thing's for sure, that Florida Woman should have battered that chicken instead and she wouldn't be in this mess!

A Florida Man was arrested at a resort after it was reported that he was nude and touching himself in the resort's hot tub. When police got there, he told them it was all good because it was his birthday. Oh, well ok, carry on sir!

Further proof that you can take the man out of Florida, but you can't take Florida out of the man. A Florida Man was shot by a fast food employee after acting like a fool over some missing curly fries.

It could not get worse for this Florida Woman who was found passed out on the sidewalk, then urinated onherself before pulling her husband's shorts down in front of police. Ta-da!

Time to swab the decks, yuck! An old Florida Man tried robbing a boat and while rummaging around for valuables to take, he decided to leave a little something!