A Florida man who was covered head-to-toe in white paint was arrested after attempting to assault deputies with a crowbar. He called himself the "Joker" and he was a joker alright for sure! See how it all ended for him here!

While getting a tattoo, an off-duty Florida detective shot herself in the "lower extremities". Hopefully she wanted a tattoo of a bullet wound, cuz that's what she got!

Ok, maybe his hand wasn't IN the cookie jar, but when Florida Man got pulled over for a traffic violation a deputy noticed he had a cookie jar in the car, but it didn't have cookies in it! Find out what it was here!

ALL of these stories of Florida Man have a common theme...they're all creepy neighbors and unfortunately, most of them are naked. Have fun with that!

This Florida Man could NOT have worn a better, more appropriate shirt during his recent DUI arrest! Fnd out that and all the exploits of Florida Man and Florida Woman

Way to keep it classy ladies! 5 Florida Women arrested for purposely clogging a toilet at a wing restaurant and then starting a brawl with employees when told to leave!

Take it from the king of romance, Florida Man on how to propose to your girlfriend...say it with a hot dog. This guy proposed with a wiener and for some reason she said "yes". She must like the idea of having a hard life. Check that and more out here!

Hey Florida Man, if you have drugs on you, it might NOT be a good idea to go blasting your own personal sound system from your golf cart at 1AM at a WaWa. Welp, he learned the hard way

A local Florida Man is caught on video taking $400 worth of shrimp from Joe's Crab Shack in Ft. Myers! Stolen shrimp! Swiped shrimp! Swindled shrimp...alright, I'm done

Go big or go home! Or in this case, try to go small, then go big, then go to jail! Usually how these things end for Florida Man!