A drunk, naked Florida Woman caused a scene at a convenience store destroyed a Red Bull display and was wielding a veggie peeler as a weapon and when the police arrived, she decided to start touching herself...ta-da!!

A Florida Woman was twice the legal limit for alcohol while sitting in parent pickup line at an elementary school. This 64-year-old bad grandma passed out behind the wheel

What a creep! This Florida Man hid 9 listening devices in his ex's place, including inside her mattress and even one in her car!

Who knew that the used cooking oil industry was so big? Florida Man did for one, which is why he tried to steal a bunch of used cooking oil to earn a little cash, but instead his plans got frie dto a crisp

A mail carrier from Lehigh Acres was caught stealing a bunch of construction supplies from a site and he did so while driving the USPS mail truck

Because OF COURSE he did! A Florida Man was pulled over in a routine traffic stop and ended up getting arrested on drug charges. It all started when he handed over his most certainly suspended license and it had meth residue on it

A Florida Woman had a dispute over towels witha hotel housekeeper, so she did the only sane, logical thing...she attacked her! Good things she didn't get shorted on those little shampoo bottles, or it would have been a real mess!

It turns out surveillance cameras will in fact surveil. A Florida Man is learning that the hard way after he tried to steal a security camera and his dymb face was ALL over the video

Another local actin' loco! This Florida Man led cops on a high speed chase, abandoned his car and inside, lo and behold was 12 pounds of weed. Oops!

This Florida Woman tried to pass a court-ordered (of course it was) drug test and tried to pass it by using dog urine. Now the most obvious question here is how did she collect that dog urine? Anyway, find out more here