A local actin' loco! This Florida Man was found lurking around a neighborhood and for some reason tried to disguise himself by wearing underwear around his neck. I'm just happy he had underwear to begin with

This Florida Woman trashed a convenience store tossing mac and cheese and potatoe wedges, but to be honest, seeing that they were from a gas station, she probably did all of us a favor

A Florida Man tells cops he had his meth "between the cheeks" and he was NOT talking about his mouth!

Florida Man got himself in a whole heap of trouble when he decided to steal $400 worth of crab legs from a Win-Dixie. The only problem, his getaway vehicle wouldn't start and that stalled his plans of having some delicious shellfish!

ALL of these stories have something in common, Florida Woman!

This Florida Man got arrested for assaulting a police offcer with a hot dog. I can't believe he mustard up enough courage to do it!

By the way, what's the difference between Florida Man and a sex toy?
One is a dildo and the other is a sex toy

Well, he didn't actually "break in", more like "walked in", but nevertheless, he stole the ingredients for a screwdriver and took off

Yeah, not her car stolen, but her whole driveway got stolen! Find out how here

Are you allowed to sell horse meat? Neigh